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One of several ladies have left a toy in my bedroom. I'm afraid if i hide it a different lady will find it. Can i figure out whose it is? Are there bloodhounds that can do this by scent? If i just get rid of it i don't want her to think i'm a prude.

2006-07-31 08:10:57 · 29 answers · asked by judgemartiniz 5 in Health Women's Health

I want to ENCOURAGE playfullness.

2006-07-31 08:11:45 · update #1

29 answers

You are a dirty whore. I hope one of your ladies gives you an std.

2006-07-31 08:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by impossible 4 · 0 0

Throw it away. I assume it has not been washed since it was last used, so your lady friend who owns it should not use it again anyway. Those should be washed IMMEDIATELY after using. If she asks, tell her what you did, and-if you feel like it-offer to buy her a new one. Go to www.blowfish.com or somewhere and act excited to be helping her pick out a new one on the computer. That way, you're not a prude, you were just worried about her health. (And your own.) And I bet she won't accidentally leave her new one lying around anymore.

As for your other lady friends....unlike the person above me, I do NOT hope you get an STD, because you're likely to pass it on. Please be sure to get tested. Just type in "free STD testing" in www.Goodsearch.com and it'll give you your options. And then ask your lady friends to each be tested. Just hope they don't run into each other at the clinic. Hmmm....

2006-07-31 15:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by Jacida 2 · 0 0

Give the 10 pts to surf_jayme he answerd first with the correct answer. Let the women know you are a playa! Set up the box and put a large sign on it.... LOST AND FOUND. Before each one of them leave, be sure to show them the box and let them know that if they leave anything behind, you will be sure to leave it in here for them to find, the next time they come.

1. They will be sure not to leave anything behind. They don't want to be embarrased when another woman looks at thier panties or bra.

2. They will respect the fact that you are a playa and will want to "PUT IT ON YOU" better than the rest of your women. You'll get better sex.

3. They think you are neat and polite to keep lost items in such a way that they can be returned.

2006-07-31 15:23:52 · answer #3 · answered by almondjoy_1000 3 · 0 0

One of several ladies? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyam dude you sound like a dog in heat.

2006-07-31 15:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by Stars-Moon-Sun 5 · 0 0

I would suggest throw it away for safe measures and if the girl comes back and asks for it, offer to buy a nicer, new one with different speeds and tilts.

2006-07-31 15:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sounds like you got yourself in a bit of a pickle . maybe you should buy other sex toys so when other women come over you can tell them that you like your women kinky and then you don't have to worry about them finding out about each other

2006-07-31 15:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you hide it, someone will find it? That only makes sense if you hide it in a happy place.

2006-07-31 15:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by Grist 6 · 0 0

If you hide it a different lady will find it and if you don't hide it what will happen.

2006-07-31 15:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0 0

Just put it on the coffee table, you'll figure it out real quick like.

2006-07-31 15:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

clean it pretend you got it and want to play with yuor next lady it could make both of u happy

2006-07-31 15:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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