many years will it take before i'm relegated to "Cat Lady" status?
Not the most serious of questions, but hey...thought the answers would be interesting at least as I'm bored at work. ;)
Thanks for taking the time to entertain me.
2006-07-31 07:52:12 · 14 answers · asked by Jess 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Cat lady status is mid-30's and linked to the possession of 10+ felines. Naming the felines also increases status depending on names like foofie, Mr Jingles, Thor and Queen Bess.
If you find yourself cleaning litterboxes as your zen activity and constantly talking to and dressing up your cats your also soon to be tossing them at strangers.
2006-08-01 02:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you like cats, and turn into an old spinster type lady around 80 years of age, just subtract your current age from that and you will have your time frame. If on the other hand you like doing the "Bouncing Betty" with all these guys you run away from and only run when they get stupid with some kinda, "I want to make her take care of me for the rest of my worthless life" crap, and you don't want to be tied to some moron just because he know how to play hide the salami like a pro, Then you will never be an old cat lady. They may call you other names, but hey! If they can't take a joke let 'em gag on their own shlongs........
2006-07-31 15:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you never end up as a " Cat Lady" you just have to be willing to let youself get close to someone and make sure that you love them. If not then keep looking unless you want the "Cat Lady" Status. I don't know anyone who does.
2006-07-31 15:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by sweetpea4192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I hate cats. I am 31 and just got married for the first time. I didn't think I wanted it either, but here I am. U can be "cat lady" at any age, I guess. U can be whomever you want to be
2006-07-31 16:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by litlady_1975 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cat lady is for old hags.....
sorry but you still look young. looks like you got time yet.
who knows in that time you may even find the one that makes you wanna get hitched.
i nkow i am still looking and i do not like marriage at all. the worst thing is finding him and knowing that he is with someone else....
anyway enjoy the hunt and remember being a cat lady is no biggy.
just be carefull about becoming a "cougar"
2006-07-31 15:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by cowgirlsliketoride2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Jess,
You're very attractive, and no doubt have many a man chasing after you, and some no doubt seeking marriage. :-)
However, the Cat Lady will sooner or later get you, if the incredible loneliness or superficiality of one short-term relationship after another doesn't get you first. :P
--j.
p.s. H.P. Lovecraft rocks.
2006-07-31 14:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by classical123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 years alone and 5 cats. Untill you hit that 5 cat mark, you're just weird. For full "Cat Lady" glory, you need 5 cats.
2006-07-31 14:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by Jill J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marriage is an antiquainted system that is for people who watched too many aaron spelling shows growing up (if you're a gen x'er like me).
in fact, every generation gets their own special form of marriage medicine. that's what i call wars, tradition, famines, droughts, religion, national emergencies etc. all these crazy games politicians play, such as banning gays from recognized marriage also contribute to this non-sense. it's these events that keep people scared and keeps them gettin' married.
i won't fall for it. i'm quite happy being single.
2006-07-31 14:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by sparkloom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's wrong with cat ladies?
2006-07-31 14:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if your not ready then you already know the answer to your problem.
If you like Xbox 360 hit me up
peace
2006-07-31 14:58:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋