Yesterday the potato gods ate my sandwich of green truck engines.
2006-07-31 07:29:06
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answer #1
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answered by Theandysullivan 3
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"Brain Damage Reading Test:
1. People tell me one thing and out the other.
2. I feel as much like I did yesterday as I did today.
3. I never liked room temperature.
4. My throat is closer than it seems.
5. Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
6. No napkin is sanitary enough for me.
7. I don’t like any of my loved ones."
- Daniel M. Wegner
Mottos that rhyme should be a crime
2006-07-31 07:31:43
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answer #2
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answered by broxolm 4
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My 3 terri-poo dogs look nothing alike.
Rod McKuen was a popular poet/singer in the late 60s and early 70s.
Dog, heirs and descendants, snifflegranger.
2006-07-31 07:30:33
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answer #3
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answered by nickipettis 7
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After the firetruck drove by my 3rd story apartment, I wanted nothing but to spread ketchup all over my ex-girlfriend's face and laugh at her for looking like a hotdog.
2006-07-31 07:32:56
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answer #4
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answered by dk 3
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Tell me a random sentence or phrase.
2006-07-31 07:29:31
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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The subway lets out a screech like fingernails on the marrow of my bones.
(Although that's not completely random... it's part of a poem I'm working on.)
2006-07-31 07:31:32
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answer #6
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answered by HoneyGirl 3
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The refridgerator door's closed, the light's out, the butter's getting hard, the eggs are gettin' cold and the jello's jigglin'.
2006-07-31 07:29:27
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answer #7
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answered by Jet 6
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Books piled high with the floor as a shelf.
2006-07-31 10:41:47
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answer #8
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answered by Irish1952 7
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the gummy worms that live in the nuclear power plant want to marry the gay squirrel that lives in the White house bathroom
2006-07-31 07:58:42
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answer #9
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answered by Ambsz 3
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bosnian contract piano players eat when woodsorrel footprints cross the concsious wavelengths of time on the fourteenth occasion
2006-07-31 07:44:02
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answer #10
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answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5
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