Recentely McDonald's announced that it would be issuing out thousands of dollars to help people who are obese. Since I need some money I was just wondering what can I do to become obese. I am skinny so I know I have a lot of work ahead but I am ready to do what I must. Please help me to become obese.
2006-07-31 07:09:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Sit on your a*s and eat nonstop all of the greasy, fattiest foods that you can. But, if you do become obese you will have so many health problems that the money from mickey d's will become obsolete in your mind compared to your impending death.
2006-07-31 07:17:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop all physical activity!! Eat at McDonald's 4-5 times a day and also make sure you eat at least a couple of boxes of Twinkies (preferably deep fried) every day too. Drink 2-3 gallons of Coke every day and make sure you don't eat any veggies. You will be obese in no time.
2006-07-31 07:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? Eat double-cheeseburgers, every day, for lunch and dinner. For snacks, have doughnuts, cheesecake, mini-pizzas, pies, cookies, etc. For breafast have nothing, and eat fried steak every night before bed. Don't snack too much, though. You want to eat about four super huge meals a day, with the fried steak being the fifth. Trust me, you'll be obese. (As long as you don't exercise or do coke. Weed will probably help, not that I advocate illegal activity).
2006-07-31 07:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by thegirlwantstoknow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I say what you are doing is wrong. It is very rude because you should give money to the people who really need it. Plus being obese is bad for your body, it could lead to heart failure, slowness of the body, and you are damaging body parts. You should earn money another way. Don'tt try to take the easy way out.
2006-07-31 07:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK. the money would be to solve problems those people have BECAUSE they are obese. So if you're not obese now, you don't qualify, AND you don't have the problems. They aren't just going to hand money to people to do with as they please. It will be to set up programs to help people lose weight, get medical treatment, etc.
2006-07-31 07:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't become obese. I'm not really sure if you're serious or not but...think.
2006-07-31 07:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have got to be joking. Yeah, you could win a $ 1000 and inherit heart disease, diabetes, and be the big winner--die from it.
try to get a part-time job, and LIVE!
2006-07-31 07:16:10 · answer #7 · answered by hopscothchbunnies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y would u wanna get fat to get money i think dat is stupid then u going to want to loss the weight and u cant like me also get a job so u can have money
2006-07-31 07:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by maria 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..try getting a job.
2006-07-31 07:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by mad_hat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋