2006-07-31 06:37:56 · 74 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The Cookie Monster is no longer allowed to eat cookies, because many people complained that he was giving off a bad image and causing obesity. He has been forced to eat healthy snacks and banned from eating cookies.
I'm not even kidding.
2006-07-31 06:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have a one year old cookie monster who always eats all of the cookies. I just keep baking more.
2006-07-31 06:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am Cookie Monster! It would be me eating all the cookies!
2006-07-31 06:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would fly away, far far away, and make some more cookies. Cookie Monsters cannot fly, I think.
And if they now have found the ability to fly, well, I'll be dmnd.
wow.
LOL.
I don't really eat cookies though, so i guess i'd let him. then throw some rocks at him after for taking my dmn cookies, ^_^
2006-07-31 06:40:40 · answer #4 · answered by Zyxxin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd let him have the cookies. He's a MONSTER, for crying out loud. Yeah, we never SEE him eating kids on Sesame Street, but those cameras aren't on all the time, baby.
2006-07-31 06:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by Casey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tie him up and beat him then let him starve with a cookie just out of his reach while i bake fresh cookies every day and let him smell them but not have any
2006-07-31 06:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tools...
Internet Options...
Privacy tab...
Advanced button...
Check "Override automatic cookie handling"
Choose "Block the Cookie Monster"
Click "OK" until you're out of the options menus
2006-07-31 06:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by Randy Marsh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slap the guy with his hand up Cookie Monster's butt.
2006-07-31 06:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by Evilest_Wendy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put an electrical device on my cookie jar which would shock him everytime with 20 volts of electricity. He would quickly learn never to mess with my cookies and not to touch something that was not his.
2006-07-31 06:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by ALBPACE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWww....I'd run to the nearest store to get another jar of cookies and give it to him...
I just love cookie monster...specially when he's eating cookies...CUTE!!
2006-07-31 06:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by belle_chocolatiere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋