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There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. ! By imitating the action
of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?

2006-07-31 06:30:46 · 24 answers · asked by peter_bain2003 3 in Arts & Humanities Other - Arts & Humanities

wish I hadn't bothered, load of clever dicks

2006-07-31 06:34:44 · update #1

the frighening bit is somebody got it wrong, even though most got it right..

2006-07-31 06:36:40 · update #2

carol h do you need a sense of humor byepass, I hope your 5 year old doesn't turn out like you, he is aiming to be an accountant..I imagine, poor kid

2006-07-31 06:38:29 · update #3

24 answers

The blind man would be able to just tell the shopkeeper he wants sunglasses. The blind man should be able to speak.

2006-07-31 06:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by ralphwaldo45 4 · 2 0

He would ask, "May I buy a pair of sunglasses, please?" And the clerk would respond, "Sure they're right over there," instantly realizing his fatal error when he sees that the man has no vision. In a panic to recover, he asks, "What does a blind man need with sunglasses anyway?" The blind man will explain to the clerk the reasoning behind this and that the clerk is an idiot. The clerk will get angry, and the man will argue back, eventually being asked to leave. So at that point he must walk on to the next store and start all over again, hopefully with a more intelligent young clerk.

2006-07-31 06:36:51 · answer #2 · answered by Rockstar 6 · 0 0

bunch of clever little wan kers are they!

This is a cool question,

A blind man (if he was mute and deaf as well, for arguments sake) would go in and poke his guide dog in the eye, that would make the dog then squint and bark allot and the shop assistant would go over and help the dog.

The blind man should then go and poke the shop assistant in the eye and then poke himself in the eye too...even the most brain dead shop assistant should spot he needs something to do with eyes and he must be blind....hmmm "Sunglasses maybe"

(or maybe boxing gloves...hahahahahahahahahahahah ho hum)

2006-08-02 00:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0 0

Well a blind man can speak. So he should just ask the store owner for sunglasses.

If he were blind and mute, he should hold his right hand up and spread it out like a sun, then cover his eyes with his left hand. This imitates shading your eyes from the sun.

2006-07-31 06:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by RDiddy 2 · 0 0

Tell the person he wants to buy sunglasses. He's blind not mute. :)

2006-07-31 06:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by cau_girl2000 2 · 0 0

Being blind doesn't mean that something is wrong with the voice. They just ask.

2006-08-02 12:01:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jenny C 3 · 0 0

Ask for a pair

2006-07-31 06:33:10 · answer #7 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0 0

By telling the shopkeeper what exactly he wants or is this blind gentleman deaf aswell?

2006-07-31 06:33:42 · answer #8 · answered by blondie 3 · 0 0

Asks for the ones he wants. And paying would be a good idea too !!!

2006-07-31 06:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by Lily 4 · 0 0

If he is blind why would he want sun glasses that he can ask for anyway?

2006-08-02 11:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by blondie 6 · 0 0

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