I have broken off my relationships with EVERY WOMAN who has ever passed gas, even in her sleep, and all these women were otherwise perfect (beautiful face and body, educated, kind, generous, considerate etc.). What about you?
2006-07-31 06:24:41 · 16 answers · asked by rogue_philosopher_69 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Well, you must be incredibly rude and insensitive.
Etiquette dictates that when someone "passes gas," they are not in control of that action. Therefore everyone in the room politely pretends that it never happened.
This is different from a burp, which you are assumed to be in control of. Therefore an "excuse me" is required.
I can't wait for someone to dump you when you "pass gas." If you're not expecting this, then you're a hypocrite.
2006-07-31 07:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Passing gas once in awhile is normal. If it is continuous then there may be a digestive problem or a dietary problem - both of which can be addressed. Since you seem to be extremely picky about this one thing, have you tried a blow-up doll? At least that will only pass air.
2006-07-31 13:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by smgray99 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I feel sorry for you. Flatulence happens to be a normal bodily function. If you don't pass gas it can lead to serious medical conditions (aka intestinal road block). Personally i think you should consider dating a woman who farts as opposed to a woman who needs to get her insides cleaned out with a tube every week.
2006-07-31 13:30:12 · answer #3 · answered by Xen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll never find a woman then. All humans need to pass gas. You are just a fool.
2006-07-31 13:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by miketorse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you break up with a woman just because she passes gas, you're a moron.
2006-07-31 13:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a natural body function and you will be a very lonely person if you continue this trend. My wifes farts all the time....no big deal
2006-07-31 13:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by jbradc69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
Just spray some perfume, air freshener, and wear gas mask next time.
2006-07-31 13:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I HIgh Five my gf when she passes wind, im comfortable enough to fart in front of her family, shes not that comfortable around my family.. but she will in front of me.
PASS GAS FOR LIFE!!! WOOT!!!
2006-07-31 13:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by jacefire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're about as dumb as the gas coming from her @ss!
2006-07-31 13:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by The Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't.
BETER IN THAN OUT I ALWASE SAY!!!
and dont tell me u never passed gas
2006-07-31 13:28:13 · answer #10 · answered by thinker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋