2006-07-31 06:13:56 · 18 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
because all chickens are taught at an early age to be gassy as revenge for us killing and eating them. The bastards.
2006-07-31 06:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many different reasons for this. For some people it's the mayo. Other's its the eggs. Yet others don't handle meat well and if you had bread...there is another problem. Consider that everyone has different blood types and everyone assimilates food differently. For instance...I'm a type O and it would be the bread that would disturb me. A type A or AB would have trouble with the eggs and mayo plus the meat, but no problem with the bread. A B simply doesn't handle chicken well. Check out the blood type diet on the internet and maybe it will answer some questions more fully for you.
Peacemaker
2006-07-31 06:27:14 · answer #2 · answered by peacemaker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is why I don't eat chicken or tuna salad from a restaurant/cafe/workplace or whatever... You never know how long it's been sitting out. It has "mayonnaise" in it, which is a dairy product that can easily harbor bacteria if it sits out too long without refrigeration. Not knowing everything they put into your chicken salad, that would be my guess as to why you have such bad gas....
2006-07-31 06:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by julesl68 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Produce can cause gas, what veggies were in the salad other than lettuce or was it a primarly meat salad?). Perhaps the dressing or mayo used wasn't fresh...that can cause gastric issues as well.
Once ya hit 40, just about anything will give you gas...depending on your age you are either there, or have that to look forward to. LOL!
2006-07-31 06:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the chicken cross the road? To get away from your gas.
2006-07-31 06:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by The Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
manonthestreet1 is an idiot.
If the chicken farted before he died, there would be no gas left in him when you ate him. So it couldn't be that.
Probably has something to do with the fact that you ateFUCKING CHICKEN SALAD for lunch!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-03 16:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im with you on this one.
i think its because the chickens wanted revenge sense the beginning. sense we kept choking the chickens they just freaked and in there world thats considered prostitution. seriously i have no idea. same thing happens to me as well.
2006-07-31 06:20:38 · answer #7 · answered by Takumi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could have been the eggs or lettuce. Both will give some people gas.
2006-07-31 06:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by Squeakers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was the chicken's feets. You gots ta take the feets offa dem afore you chow down.
2006-07-31 06:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you ate chicken salad for lunch.May"God" have mercy on your soul.(ha-ha).
2006-07-31 06:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋