I just wanted to know
2006-07-31 05:57:12 · 10 answers · asked by badhair92 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't have one, I'm a total loser
2006-07-31 06:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by Dagblastit 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you a parking ticket? b/c you got "FINE" written all over you!
or
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was Thankgiving, how'bout I spend some time between the holidays?
or
Approach a woman at a bar and point to your friends across the room. Say " My friends bet me $20 that you wouldn't talk to me..so lets have a couple of drinks on them"
2006-07-31 13:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the one that made me laugh for the longest was "Y'unto?" He tried it twice and I busted up laughing both times. He was hurt and I felt bad, but it was so funny that somebody would actually try that.
2006-07-31 13:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by gilgamesh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two:
Let's play pearl harbor. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
Hey, girl. I'm the math major. I'd like to subract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Hey, you asked....
2006-07-31 13:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How 'bout a smile, to go with some of that sunshine?
It works. too.
2006-07-31 13:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by mury902 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one.
Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.
2006-07-31 13:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by Lupin IV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your name? You ought to change your name to beautiful.
2006-07-31 13:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by guitardan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is my favourite because it makes me laugh everytime i hear it....:
" wow girl...you must be fit because you've been runing through my mind all day long"
hahahahahaha
2006-07-31 13:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can keep the change
2006-07-31 13:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dagblastit: you just made my day..haha
2006-07-31 13:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by bros.parker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋