2006-07-31 05:28:42 · 14 answers · asked by kwhite75 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
2006-07-31 05:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by thunder2sys 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
In "massive call deliver squaddies" The area "come on you apes,do you elect to stay continuously" became utilized by using a platoon Sargent throughout the time of a landing, yet this word became purloined from a unknown marine Sargent at Iwo Jima.
2016-12-10 18:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freeze Gopher!
2006-07-31 05:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by Alobar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ty Webb: A flute with no holes is not a flute. And, a doughnut with no hole is a Danish
2006-07-31 05:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by rob O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time I seen a mouth like that it had a hook in it .
2006-07-31 06:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by 8upcoaldigger69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guy who did the whole "Dali Llama" part has the right idea, but i also like:
-i like you Betty
-Danny
-whatever, so i'm gonna help you. you do drugs danny?
-everyday
-so whats the problem?
2006-07-31 08:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by e fitz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Pardon me, but if I kill all the Gofers, there gonna lock me up and throw away the key."
"Gofers you idiot, not Golfers!"
"Not my fault no one can understand ya, ya fuzzy little foreigner."
2006-07-31 05:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by rahkokwee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It looks good on you though
2006-07-31 05:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"This is good stuff. I got it from a *****. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."
2006-07-31 05:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by dk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey everyone, were all gonna get laid" and then the goffer dancing to the music.
2006-07-31 05:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by clomtancy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋