Do you have any stories about stupid, funny questions?

Question

I had a friend in college who was an English major. One day, she and some other students were in a class where they were studying the Bible as a work of literature. The professor (who also happened to be an ordained minister) asked the students if they thought that Adam and Eve were smart. One student said that she thought so. When the professor asked her why, she said in all seriousness, "Well, they spoke English, right?"

Answer 1

This isn't a question, but it's one I really hate:

The phone rings, and I answer, "Hello?"

and the other person says, "Hi! It's me!"

WELL OF COURSE IT'S YOU!! BUT WHO THE HECK ARE YOU???

Answer 2

When I was in school I was not to smart and I still ain't. But anyway the teacher ask the class how singed the decoration of Independence? Well she looked at me as I was trying to hide under my desk. And said what about you. And I said ME!! HeII no I diden do it!! And she said thats real bad go to the office!! Well anyway I got kicked out of school for 3 days. Well my dad had to come with me when i went back to school. And he asked why I was put out of school. So the teacher said I asked him a question and here it is Who singed the decoration of Independence?? And I said I done told you once I diden do it!! Well my dad hit me in the mouth and said..Son if you singed that damn thing you better own up to it!! But I diden sing it and I never did own up to it!!..And you know what You heard it here first from a REAL Nutcase!!"""NUT'S"""..PS ..did i win...did i win...did i win???