I want to be the biggest jerk in the world. I'm sort of there already. But I can see the high pinnacle of jerkdom shining just out of reach. What do I need to do to make it mine?
2006-07-31 04:50:58 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
1. Masturbate in front of a mirror as many times as you can per day. Alternate the speed of masturbation, as to secure the aid of Jerk* to your goal.
2. While in front of the mirror, tell yourself "I am the greatest" as many times as you can during masturbation
3. Repeat as often as is humanly possible "I am the greatest jerk of all time". At some point, you will start believing it. At that point, you will be it...
2006-07-31 06:07:59 · answer #1 · answered by FAINOMENON 2 · 7⤊ 3⤋
I appreciate your goals...but honestly it is not possible to reach the pinnacle of jerkdom...because there are so many men who some how manage to reach the pinnacle with out trying...then just as soon as the reach this height another one comes along and knocks them off their pedestal.
The status you are trying to acheive is very competitive. If you have to try you may not ever acheive it because so many have the natural ability to acheive it.
2006-07-31 05:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by stephiestrobel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...the fact that you want to be a jerk speaks volumes in itself...so i'd stake a guess and say, you're probably there already, you've won, hands down!
You really only need to come on here, ask a **** stupid question such as that and others will know of your plans to abandon all wisdom, and chuck some more dirt your way, so if being called a sucker turns you on, then i guess you probably wet yourself by now. Sigh - to think good sensible people have passed on to a different world and made place for someone like you, now that really pisses me off...
2006-07-31 05:00:59 · answer #3 · answered by Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Study under the great masters. Seek their wisdom, and make it your own. One day, you too shall reach the peak, and can say "I am to Jerkdom, what George W Bush is to Stupidity!"
2006-07-31 04:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by Infidelus_Prime 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Delusions of grandeur. When the whole Answers community is asking about you, then, and only then will you truly be the worlds biggest jerk.
2006-07-31 04:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Fluke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to be the biggest jerk in the world? Ah well whatever floats your boat. Just keep being yourself.
2006-07-31 04:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by ainsleyrix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be yourself you are already off to win the pinnacle.
2006-07-31 05:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by betterbegood_to_me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep posting questions on Y! Answers
2006-07-31 04:53:06 · answer #8 · answered by Lee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have faith. I don't think God would like you being a jerk, for he said clearly in His words that the fool shall die. Live for Christ. that is my advice to you for you will regret in the end to live your life as you please. For the scripture say that there is a way that seems right to a man, but the end there of is death.
2006-07-31 06:35:05 · answer #9 · answered by lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude...that is a highly coveted and risky title you are chasing.
Are you sure you can deal with the fall-out as you near success?
2006-07-31 04:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by El Gringo 237 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋