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I've heard that Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares down books until he gets the information he wants. Is this true?

2006-07-31 04:44:37 · 8 answers · asked by The 3 postmen of the apocalypse 2 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

8 answers

yes it is. It is also true that when you ask Chuck Norris for the time, he tells you "two minutes till'", and then when you ask him, "two minutes till what?", then he roundhouse kicks you in the face. You just don't ask questions to Chuck Norris like that. He is the one who asks the questions.

2006-07-31 05:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wouldn't be surprised, it is Chuck Norris after all.

2006-07-31 11:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Fool in the Rain 6 · 0 0

As true as this little fact: Chuck Norris invinted every color in the spectrum. Except pink...Tom Cruise invinted pink.

2006-07-31 11:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by southern_girl 2 · 0 0

He is such a horrible actor that I find it hard to believe that even a book would be intimidated by his performance of a stare! It's time for old Chuckie to pack it in!

2006-07-31 11:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by Enough 4 · 0 0

that would be cool but i dont he can do that.
who is chuck norris?

2006-07-31 11:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by pshhhhhhhhlizzz 3 · 0 0

guy looks marvelous for his age,ive never heard anything about chuck maby its cause everybody know they would get their a$$ beat if you ran into him on the street lol

2006-07-31 11:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No.

2006-07-31 11:47:52 · answer #7 · answered by Marvinator 7 · 0 0

DUNNO NEVER MET HIM PERSONALLY TO KNOW THIS FACT

2006-07-31 11:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by sely 3 · 0 0

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