Do you remember when ??

Question

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by?
a. Superman?
b. Jay Leno?
c. Harry Potter?
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40?


2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by?
a. Olga Corbett?
b. Sitting Bull?
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 ?


3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:?
a. Lost Norwegians?
b. Elvis?
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:?
a. John Dillinger?
b. The King of Sweden?
c. The Boy Scouts?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:?
a. A pizza delivery boy?
b. Pee Wee Herman?
c. Geraldo Rivera?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:?
a. The Smurfs?
b. Davey Jones?
c. The Little Mermaid?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:?
a. Captain Kidd?
b. Charles Lindberg?
c. Mother Teresa?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?


8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:?
a. Scooby Doo?
b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?


9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:?
a. Richard Simmons?
b. Grandma Moses?
c. Michael Jordan?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?


10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:?
a. Mr. Rogers?
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems?
c. The World Wrestling Federation?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?


11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:?
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd?
b. The Supreme Court of Florida?
c. Mr. Bean?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?


12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:?
a. Enron?
b. The Lutheran Church?
c. The NFL?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:?
a. Bonnie and Clyde?
b. Captain Kangaroo?
c. Billy Graham?
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40?



Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?


So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

Answer 1

Been pretty quiet lately hasn't it. Maybe frisking all those 80 year old ladies has been worthwhile after all?

Answer 2

This has got to be the worst exercise in futility that ever existed.
In a plane coming back from indonesia, you will get:
-100 muslim families coming to visit disneyland
-5 single white american males with coke up their axxx that they will sell to 50 kids who will OD soon after
-10 married white males pedophiles with kids pictures
-1 terrorist

so you will harrass 100 familiy who look as they look because of 1.
sorry guys, you are all so poumpous arrogant self righteous gits that you don't even realise that the pro terrorists use swedish blue eyes guys from turkmenistan for the dirty deeds.
but go ahead, protect your little family by harassing 100 tourists who happened to be muslims between 15 and 40, and then get shocked when the +/- 1 billion arabs buy they cars, clothes and holiday in china, malaysia and other civilised country where they are not subjected to your family protection.
Am really sad to see such a powerful nation inhabited by such gross ignoramuses

Answer 3

Not all muslims are violent.
Do you remember the Oklahoma City bombing? Americans
Do you remember Columbine High School shootings? Americans.
Do you know how many Americans were murdered by someone they love? Do you know how many serial killers operate in the US today?
My point is that hatred is not limited to one group. Hatred exisits everywhere.

Answer 4

How have the mighty fallen?

It's like Carlos Mencia says. We Americans are so afraid of offending someone by searching them. Apparently, it would be the lesser of two evils to allow innocent people to die. Heaven forbid we search passengers at airports! How dare we even consider it! (Sarcasm)

I ****** hate Political Correctness. If I had my druthers, I would Buhbitch-slap Political Correctness back to the Mother-Lovin' Stone Age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

What sad, sad memories..
I will never understand why these events had to happen..and you are 100 percent correct in the point you are trying to get across to the masses..

I do not call it racial or ethnic profiling, I call it protecting my future and my family, and if I'm guilty of trying to keep my family safe, then so be it..I am a racist....

What a sad world we all have to live in..

Answer 6

I agree with you fully...I don't undesrtand why some are saying you will be accused of racism.

Everyone should at least know that not all muslims are black. The these crimes were not commited by black muslims. It goes to show you how small peoples minds are and the fact that they KNOW NOTHING about the history of ANYTHING!

Answer 7

Someone will profile you as a racist for telling the truth.That is an equation taught in public schools. not politically-correct+gospel truth=bigotry

Answer 8

You'll no doubt be accused of racism for this. I agree with you though. Political-correctness has gone too far when it puts our lives in danger.

Answer 9

Thanx for doing your Homework !!
Some of these fools still don't get it .
Maybe your Q will open an eye or 2

Answer 10

There is no pattern. It's just coincidence :). So how come everybody hates Israel and the Jews.