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when you are away from your wife, and want to have sex ....

2006-07-31 03:51:34 · 40 answers · asked by deept 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

or husband ...

2006-07-31 03:52:22 · update #1

40 answers

you do the math...

2006-07-31 04:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan 2 · 0 0

Even though Sex w/ a prostitute is fun, I would go with masturbation because:

1) $8 for a porno vs $200/hr I'll go with $8 porno
2) Disease free hand/ masturbation device vs ?????????? Advantage DF hand/ Masturbation device
3) Guilt and knowledge of what you've done vs. no guilt Advantage NO GUILT


It's your decision but these are just a few points to throw out there. Also Adam and EVE dot com have some awesome devices that can help in the process and they mail everything in discreet packaging. Good luck.

2006-07-31 03:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by Pennywise 3 · 0 0

Actually to do both at the same time is better and safer.
Ask the prostitute to masturbate you, no you're not cheating your wife, you just asked for some assistance.....

2006-07-31 04:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Louie J 3 · 1 0

Well......I guess with the possibilities of a prostitute using drugs and having multiple partners and in that case being HIV positive, I would choose the masturbation and a god phonesex operator if you want it a little more intimate. It's the safest sex that you can have!

2006-07-31 03:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by rdhedhottie 5 · 0 0

Masturbation is much safer as you will not get any diseases like you can get when you have sex with a prostitute

2006-07-31 03:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by trushka 4 · 0 0

The best thing about masturbation.....YOUR HAND WON'T KILL YOU! You can't get an STD from your hand. Therefore healthier for you and healthier for your wife. Not to mention the death rate for men who jerk off compared to men caught screwing prostitutes (by means of a shotgun) are probably much fewer.

2006-07-31 03:56:52 · answer #6 · answered by geni 3 · 0 0

Masturbation is better and safer. Prostitute may have STD and AIDS no offense to you prostitutes out there. Hope this helps.

2006-07-31 03:55:42 · answer #7 · answered by Justinfire 4 · 0 0

Masturbation is by far the safest way to perform the sexual act. You never know what you may get {STD]from a prostitute.

2006-07-31 04:16:56 · answer #8 · answered by bprice215 5 · 0 0

Masturbation... but why not have phone sex with your wife? That would be fun and she would feel special.

2006-07-31 04:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Masturbation can't give you an STD. And you know the deadly one I mean. You must not think much of your own health or your wife's. You can control your sexual urges,your not an animal.

2006-07-31 04:03:01 · answer #10 · answered by GoldenGirl 3 · 0 0

Masturbation. The other option can destroy your life and marriage if you ever got caught and you could end up in jail with a big fat dude named Bubba and that's no fun at all. ;)

2006-07-31 03:58:21 · answer #11 · answered by anonfuture 6 · 0 0

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