I hate my purple headed yogurt slinger. It is so tiny. It is the shortest and fattest thing you will ever see. I have the ugliest penis ever. It sucks. How can I kill it? Or maybe at least punish it.
2006-07-31 03:42:05 · 16 answers · asked by !@#$ (formerly Ralph M) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
tattoo it so it looks like a beer can
2006-07-31 03:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, I think you and your teeny-weenie need some counseling...Kidding. It's not the end of the world, man. But what do I know, I'm a girl and am not cursed with the male genitalia. But seriously, maybe you'll find a chick who's into small balls.
2006-07-31 10:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Stoney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All sex organs are ugly! Keep it hid away, and when the right person comes along, it will grow. (and even if it never does, who cares! it's a dick for cryin' out loud! if men put have as much energy into improving their personalities as they do trying to improve their penises and their stupid sex lives, the world would be a MUCH better place!) A-FREAKIN'-MEN!!!
2006-07-31 11:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To properly punish your member, put it in a fat chick......then let your friends find out.
2006-07-31 10:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Sebring Sage 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it to a protest march, somebody will stamp on it for you!
2006-07-31 11:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by A G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I may have seen one smaller, so don't feel too bad
2006-08-01 14:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by Boo Boo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your serious about punishment... put in my ex-wife's (bunge hole)... that will show that short fat Penis..
2006-07-31 10:47:19 · answer #7 · answered by LieDetector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF you want to punish it, you should shake it with your hands.
2006-07-31 10:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by onelonevoice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your angry because you secretly want to be a girl.
2006-07-31 10:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by liquid snake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you were meant to be a women...you know, there are procedures that can make that happen.
2006-07-31 10:45:34 · answer #10 · answered by Lola P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋