2006-07-31 03:01:46 · 17 answers · asked by CONFUSED_AND_IGNORED 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Never brush your teeth or hair! Stop shaving (assuming you are now). By all means never go near water with any kind of soap. Wear the same clothes over and over again and again. And learn this song:
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
2006-07-31 03:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by cricket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to attend Pirates University. There you will start with the class Pirates 101 and progress. You will learn how to rape, pillage, and plunder on land and on the high seas. In your junior year you will be transfered to the schools naval academy where you will actually set sail and learn pirating first hand from actual pirates where you will terrorize and rob from cruise ships. When you graduate you will be a full fledged pirate, receive your degree, diploma, and a parrot and eye patch, and then be able to lead the life you dream of!
Arrrr!
2006-07-31 03:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Practice drinking and carousing for a start. Depp's model was Keith Richards, who will play Sparrow's father in 3.
http://www.wordplayer.com
is the website of one of the scriptwriters, Terry Rosio
It is really interesting!
2006-07-31 03:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by helixburger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Collect logs to build a pirate ship..get used to drinking rum
2006-07-31 03:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by geo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are you? Five? Piracy is ILLEGAL and wrong. Besides, in Pirates of the Caribbean, they sweeten the look of pirates. In reality, they are greedy, bloodthirsty thugs who all desserve a terrible punishment.
2006-07-31 03:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by Kayari of Midnight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Copy CD's DVD's and videogames off the internet then YOU are a pirate also you have to be johnny depp cuz that's just hot
2006-07-31 03:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jonny deep he is hot nobody be like him
maybe you but firstly you must change your hair style like sparrow and find a shiip after go an island an drink drink drink drink rum
aah dont forget never be afraid from ghosts
2006-07-31 03:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by sugababe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill a couple of bad pirates and learn the art of stealing
2006-07-31 03:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strand yourself on a desert a island and drink rum.
2006-07-31 03:05:17 · answer #9 · answered by Stunnas on got my stunnas on 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn how to sail a boat
2006-07-31 03:06:06 · answer #10 · answered by keeder04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋