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2006-07-31 02:29:26 · 36 answers · asked by Emsy 2 in Health Men's Health

I know its a natural bodily reaction and we can't help it - but why do men have to have competitions on who is the loudest and smelliest?

2006-07-31 02:37:01 · update #1

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I think they find it funny because it grosses people out and makes a weird noise. I find it absolutely disgusting though! Fair enough, I understand its gotta be done but why not be a bit more discreet about it instead of choosing to ignite it or do it in the direction of your mates. I was once seeing a guy and I went round to his house for the first time. We were in his living room and I was talking to his mum and he stood in the door way, lifted his right leg and did a massive, loud fart!! It completely repulsed me - the relationship didn't last much longer!!

2006-07-31 02:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 5 2

Well my dear, us men enjoy a good fart because it's a time honored tradition. It's a talent we've honed since we first learned what a fart was. Passed from generation to generation. You haven't lived til you've put a lighter to your butt, and farted on it in a completely dark room.. it's great. We do it, not for the glory, not for the applause... but for the love of the fart and everything it symbolizes. There's no greater satifaction (besides sex) than eating a beans, knowing full well that in 2 hours d-day is coming.. and we'll be able to drop bombs on command. We also do it to get rid of people we don't want to be around.. but mostly for our own amusement and the amusement of our fellow farters..

Try it sometime, let go of your inabitions, free your mind and your sphincter from the bonds of society..!!

:)

2006-07-31 06:38:05 · answer #2 · answered by xjujijimex 2 · 0 0

hi Lioness, i attempted to discover "objectified" and "objectification" interior the dictionary and no excitement. properly, i'm not precisely advantageous I understand your queston, yet think of i might have an theory. besides, have you ever heard of the "bell curve"? it quite is a curve it quite is formed like a bell and does a stable interest of representing information. As for elegance, at one end of the curve we've the least eye-catching and on the different end the main. the comparable could be genuine for earnings ... poorest on one facet and richest on the different. interior the process the bell we've all the undemanding human beings. i think of what you're asserting is genuine, yet in simple terms in simple terms a actuality of existence. we've the finished spectrum for the two genders. As for why adult males do not protest ... i assume they understand that it quite is in simple terms the way issues are and protests at the instant are not vulnerable to alter something. desire this facilitates!

2016-12-11 03:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by bloodsaw 3 · 0 0

Laughter is an easy way to overcome embarrassment. And yes, they love the rise they get out of women for it. They usually don't think it's so funny when in a business meeting, do they?

2006-07-31 02:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I actually don't. I might laugh in certain situations because sometimes it is just funny (especially when someone who 'dosn't do taht sort of thing' does) but in general there's a time and a place. ANOTHER ROOM! I mean you never know what it's gonna smell like!

2006-07-31 09:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Men think anything they can do to make someone else uncomfortable, is great. Men are easily amused. They can stop the gas attacks any day now.

2006-07-31 02:34:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because the 'Humour' part of their brains didnt develop as fast as womens, so their sense of humour reflects that of a 6 year old untill they are about 50.

2006-07-31 02:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try farting your favorite song......it may change your opinion of this enjoyable and medically fulfilling pasttime....be careful of songs with loud triumphant endings tho.....there is always a danger of the follow-through when attempting any kind of fanfare

2006-07-31 02:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by redlens 3 · 0 0

Pfffft

2006-07-31 02:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by Neil - the hypocrite 4 · 0 0

Because we women always react to it. Some men just can't help finding anything that attracts attention enjoyable, even if it smells...

2006-07-31 02:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by AlphaOne_ 5 · 0 0

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