2006-07-31 02:29:11 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
the chicken crossed the road because the big bad wolf was chasing it, having already eaten the three pigs and little red riding hood. Consequently, the chicken decided its best bet was to face the dangers of the M25, dodging lorries and MPV's, all in the name of avoiding the massive jaws of WOLF. When the chicken got to the other side, it was surprised to be greeted by cindarella and the handsome prince, who were off to snow white's castle for 7 little bowsl of porridge.
2006-07-31 02:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!
2006-07-31 05:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Iraq Information Minister:
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.
2006-08-01 01:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't know why? In rural areas, or provinces, chicken are not locked in cages and are found everywhere. So it's natural for them to wander, and even cross the street. So if you're from the city where only people and vehicles cross the streets, you would find it weird that a chicken interrupts your driving and crosses the street.
2006-07-31 02:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
2006-07-31 03:06:47 · answer #5 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the billy goat dared her to. What the foolish chicken didn't realize is that there happens to be a KFC on the other side. See, the goat didn't like the chicken.
2006-07-31 02:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by Greg 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-31 02:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by wtfnmy22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To go to the NASA store to buy a spacesuit, so he could then complete his life- long ambition to be the first chicken on board a spacecraft alongside six duvet covers from Svalbard.
2006-07-31 02:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the book of philosophy by Rilke that he had dropped while crossing the opposite direction.
2006-07-31 02:33:17 · answer #9 · answered by Silent Kninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seem to have seen this trivia before, but now I can't recall it, anyway,
it wanted to see what's on the other side of the road.
2006-07-31 02:37:39 · answer #10 · answered by carebears0408 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋