2006-07-31 01:03:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
I'm going to call mine Chris and I'm going to make him a tiny carriage to pull me around in.
2006-07-31 01:13:04 · update #1
I feel like I've opened Pandora's Box with this question. You people are all insane!
2006-07-31 03:46:12 · update #2
Il name mine RIP - before I get someone to quietly dispose of it, preferably where it cant come back.
2006-07-31 01:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would name mine Norman, teach it circus tricks, how to tie a shoelace,get out of handcuffs, make a decent curry and tiramasu,post a letter,how to wax,ride a tricycle,blow up a balloon,do a centre parting in hair,post a question on answers,clip his toe nails,how to paint,fly a 757 Boeing,how to use a umbrella,drive a robin reliant,spell his name,make balloon animals,how to text on a mobile phone, When he can do all of this and is ready let him take over Tony Blair's job cause i think he would do a better job of running the country than him!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-31 01:18:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've already got six called Snaggle, Mallow, Toga, Riff, Cobway and Dobby and I use them to do my evil bidding and to piss off people who think pet rats are the same as wild rats, or people who hate rats on the basis of their tails. But mostly the evil bidding stuff.
2006-07-31 03:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by thedefinitearticle2001 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call it Ron Jeremy.
Then get a female one, bleach it blonde and enhance its t1ts.
Get them a little bed and make them both star in a p0rn film.
Release the film "Rat's My Boy".
Buy the Play Boy mansion and invite the other 59,999,998 rats over for a big party.
2006-07-31 02:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to call mine Dave and get Jamie Oliver to teach him to cook. Then Dave and I will be opening a restaurant. Dave will be head chef.
2006-07-31 06:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would call mine Misty and we would learn to ski on holiday. Thats the only thing we would do, then id probably butcher Misty and sell her carcass to some youths who will use her to build a rocket to the moon.
2006-07-31 01:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by wtfnmy22 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably name it "Charley" or something. You should feel lucky -- we have rats in the US too, plus poisonous snakes, alligators, fireants (I almost died from one bite once) and many other critters that I understand you are not plagued with there. So smile and be nice to your rat friend :)
2006-07-31 01:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Nearly as many rats as cars.
I'll call it Roland and give it it's very own vehicle.
2006-07-31 01:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by JeffE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would call it Michiko and teach the damn thing to use a computer so it could be my body double and come into work instead of me!
2006-07-31 01:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a) AblondieGaleForceWinds Louisetta Hurley (after my best friend's extended name {as made by me})
b) Give her her name sake as a birthday present. Saves me money!
2006-07-31 01:09:09 · answer #10 · answered by Mel K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋