YOU ARE WALKING PAST A ROOM WHEN you HEAR SOME STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM INSIDE.. ... ...?

Question

...some bumps, and grunts and an occassional scream! lol...so WHAT IS YOUR ASSUMPTION? (whats going on in there?)



*10 points to the most creative/imaginative answer! lol :)

Answer 1

Is Edna on Yahoo Answers. She is upset about all the stuff that's been said to her on this site. She first grunts, and then she yells, then she starts throwing things around the room. Her husband, a muslim named Henri comes to ask what is wrong, she doesn't understand him because it is all in Arabic? Well, anyway, Edna reads on and low and behold someone else is talking about how fat she is and that horrible dress she is wearing and that is when she loses all control and she finally decides the best thing to do at the time is just sit down and eat a doughnut before she trashes the room some more.

Answer 2

Hi Lioness, I tried to find "objectified" and "objectification" in the dictionary and no joy. Well, I'm not exactly sure I understand your queston, but think I might have an idea. Anyway, have you ever heard of the "bell curve"? It's a curve that is shaped like a bell and does a good job of representing statistics. As for beauty, at one end of the curve we have the least attractive and at the other end the most. The same would be true for income ... poorest on one side and richest on the other. In the middle of the bell we have all the average folks. I think what you're saying is true, but just simply a fact of life. We have the full spectrum for both genders. As for why guys don't protest ... I guess they realize that it's just the way things are and protests are unlikely to change anything. Hope this helps!

Answer 3

My Aunt just blew their crazy "water and a carrot" diet and is laying siege to the refrigerator.
The "Bumps": Bodys being slammed out of the way as the person stampedes to the fridge like a herd of crazed rhinos.
The "Grunts": The sheer physical effort it requires to dig a spoon into a rock solid tub of tripple fudge supreme ice cream (no time to wait for it to thaw).
The "Scream": Well.....that would be from the choke hold I have around her neck.......she may have beaten me to the fridge but I still have 20 pounds on her.....I told her this cray diet wouldn't work!!! Hey!!!! that's MY ice cream......And the battle continues.

Answer 4

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were fighting with each other but suddenly,E.T. jumps into the room from the window from his spacecraft and asks the way to his home planet. The couple doesn't understand his language and stares at him stupidly.E.T. gets angry and rips the clothes out of Pam and makes her give him a good tit job while Tommy Lee screams excitedly at the music from the new Motley Crue album blasting out from the spaceship.(Pam gives off grunts too.)(E.T. whoops with joy)!!!

Answer 5

Yeah right like I am going to stick around and ponder what the source is ,uh huh I am getting the h*ll out of dodge lol :)

Answer 6

It might be a theif, trying to steal something from the room! This theif might bump onto the stuby desk and grunts! The theif might see you or somebody moving, so he/she shout... ... Mostly theif do this to make people least suspicious!!!

Answer 7

Either I'm in a house of ill repute or the poltergeists are a little active today!

Answer 8

Someone needs to stop walking around in the dark.

Answer 9

I reckon it'd be a film set,and they were filming a new horror movie...dunno why! I'd probably,be nosey and try to have a look inside!

Answer 10

A "Holy-Mother-of-God" screaming orgasm from a satisfied woman! It happens all the time when people walk past my door ;)