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You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

2. You decide to audition for 'Star Search' via the security cameras.

3. You begin to find a deeper side to the office nerd.

4. You sound like Jessie Ventura from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked.

5. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.

6. You had to ask a stranger to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.

7. The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming.

8. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.

9. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.

10. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.

2006-07-31 01:02:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

10 answers

LOL, this is soo true!

2006-07-31 01:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by jjdanca18 3 · 4 1

You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.

You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room.

You've been flashing your boobs at passers by.

You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't stop for you.

You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating.

You start crying.

There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.

The man you're flirting with used to be your primary school teacher.

The urge to take all your clothes off, stand on a table and sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" becomes strangely overwhelming.

You've forgotten where you live.

You've started to sound like Marge Simpson’s sisters from the 60 cigarettes you've smoked.

You can't taste the gin in your gin and tonic

You think you're in bed but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.

You start every conversation with, "Don't take this the wrong way but..."

You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

You challenge the bouncer to an arm wrestling competition

You're sitting on the floor. On your own.

You decide to audition for 'X-Factor' via the security cameras.

2006-07-31 08:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You get pulled over by an officer and you fail the, walking the straight line, sobriety test by falling down.
The officer tell you you will now have to blow in a Breathalyzer tester and you say "OK , OK throw it down to me"

2006-07-31 08:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony G 1 · 0 0

11 You are awoken by a voice saying, "No, hang up the phone, I think she's alive."

12 You are angrily screaming, "Give me my car back to my keys!"

13 When you are mumbling to yourself, “I sure don’t remember seeing this many urinals in a girl’s restroom before.”

2006-07-31 11:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Raylene G. 4 · 0 0

Not a question but made me smile on a monday morning.

2006-07-31 08:07:01 · answer #5 · answered by casey_leftwich 5 · 0 0

Ha ha! Now what exactly is your question?

2006-07-31 08:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by sandislandtim 6 · 0 0

hahahha!! lol
Yeah...I think someone's had a few too many to drink, love.

2006-07-31 08:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by liljomo1234 5 · 0 0

why only realise youve had enough when your names allready been dragged through slime???

2006-07-31 08:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by mercia b 2 · 0 0

now quit talking so sexy will ya

2006-07-31 08:16:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ALL OF THE ABOVE

2006-07-31 08:31:23 · answer #10 · answered by flowerspirit2000 6 · 0 0

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