UK only, coz u won't understand otherwise.?

Question

What do you think of this, my mate texted it to me.
Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree in a room on Quality Street. It was After 8. He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! He slipped his hand in her Snickers and showed her his Curly Wurly. Not too keen to have Jelly Babies she let him take a trip up Bourneville boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight. As he took out his Fun Size Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out, but he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers.

Yeh thanks for that 12 comment. Didn't say I liked it did I?? Just asked what you thought of it.

Snickers used to be called Marathon until some govt people decided we are a mini America. Which I think sucks.

Answer 1

I've seen this before.

It does go on further...

Answer 2

Well...seeing how I'm from the states...and you said UK only...its about the different kinds of candies in the UK...oh and Snickers are an American candybar...and Turkish Delights are nasty :o)

Answer 3

Where did his Milky Way blast?? Was it up the Bourneville Boulevard?

Sure the Milky Way should have been added in somewhere!!!

Loved it though, funny! ;-))

Answer 4

Pretty disgusting, you must be about 12 my neighbour's son liked it!!

Answer 5

yea i get it but i dont think its that funny, kinda childish but oh well, im sure some people will find it amusing

Answer 6

yeah? what happened after, did he go on a walkers??

Answer 7

funny lol

Answer 8

No bad!