if i told my employer i was a diagnosed schizophrenic?

Question

could i have an hour for my lunch instead of just half an hour , afterall there is two of us now ?

Answer 1

yeah and maybe you and pob could do a job share -then your boss coudnt complain-that is untill he started spitting everywhere

Answer 2

Yeh but the down side is that youd have to work double hours at standard rate, and it would get worse if you one personality was promoted, but you were still stuck in your old job. Traveling to and from work would be a nightmare.
On pubic transport you would have to pay double, unless you could proove that your other personality was either a child or OAP.
You wouldnt be able to ride a motorcycle.. as only one of you can wear the hemlit.
Driving in general would also be more complicated as you would have to proove that you were the personality that has the licence to drive in a police spot-check.
But on a brighter mote, least if you took yurself out on a date to a resturant , you could share the same meal and have a cheep night out!.

Answer 3

Maybe you should ask for double the pay too - well you are obviously doing the work of two :o)

Answer 4

if i was boss i would be happy to pay you post questions on here, and to the person who told you to grow up, if hes two and has double birthdays aint he growing up faster than the rest of us.

Answer 5

I tried that, but then my boss discovered all my personalities are lazy.

Answer 6

I hear what u r saying... Report it to your union

Answer 7

no, I don't think so
just carefully eat twice as much w/ the time you have

Answer 8

grow up and think about what you just said you idiot