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Don't know when it got up there, but I keep on sneezing mouse poo so I must have a nest somewhere...

any ideas?

2006-07-30 21:27:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

He have babies out of my ear...it hurted me

2006-08-01 00:56:55 · update #1

31 answers

use fishing pole baited with cheese

2006-07-31 01:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i had this problem to the best way to remove the mouse is dangle some string from your nose with a piece of cheese dont worry has soon has your asleep it will find its way out but the thing is theres no way of getting that nest out you will have to go hosptal and have it removed and then i would seriously think about having a nose job have a nice day bye bye

2006-07-31 05:51:11 · answer #2 · answered by nicole 5 · 0 0

You need to have your head fumigated. This will get rid of the nest and all the other small rodents and parasites that live in your brain. Be careful to shut all windows and doors and remove all pets from your head before you do it. Keep your mouth shut for at least three hours afterwards otherwise your brain will melt and leak through your nostrils.....

There I have spoken....now I must rest...I am spent......and need some breakfast

2006-07-31 04:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by redlens 3 · 0 0

That's not mouse poo it's what's lift of your brains leaking out u need to see a doctor and they will have a nice looking jacket for u to put on and give u a room with privacy.

2006-07-31 05:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by jdhmusic3029 2 · 0 0

Do you mean "house"? Oh...no problem...you just put it up for sale. I'm sure a very nice cat will be along soon to snap it right up. If it is on the market for longer than a few months; you can always do an implosion. You won't feel a thing.

2006-07-31 04:32:51 · answer #5 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 0 0

I really gotta come here more often...

since we are in the pregnancy section, I would to have to say he should be out in a coupla seconds... it doesnt take my bf much longer than that...

afterwards, just stay off your feet for a couple of months...eat healthy and congrats on your litter...mouse sperm has a great survival rate! dont 4get to name one after me! You'll have enough to go around bud.

And if he hits and run, get that bastard for child support.

I'll be looking for your novel in a coupla of mos.

2006-07-31 05:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by tiera29 2 · 0 0

Tease it out with some cheese.
But you must put the cheese up your ****** or the mouse will smell a rat.

2006-07-31 04:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty Wrotem 4 · 0 0

I read the question fast and thought you wrote moose! I suppose you could just be thankful that it is a mouse - a moose would really make your eyes water!

2006-07-31 05:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by pink'n'fluffy 1 · 0 0

why remove him,not like you can't spare the room,let him hang out for a while,give him a break,always so hard on the rodents,chill out and get to know him/her,besides think of the money you could score in bars!

2006-07-31 04:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think it would be very cruel to remove it. how would you like to be forcibly evicted from your home.
However I would ensure it has nice things to eat... it can affect the type of poo.

2006-07-31 05:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by Ellie G 2 · 0 0

Call an Exterminator

2006-07-31 04:30:28 · answer #11 · answered by kylejeffry19 2 · 0 0

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