Why do suicide bombers want 72 afterlife virgins? Maybe their culture is different but pretty much any good looking girl gets laid at least once before they die. They'd be left having to sleep with 72 chicks no living guy would touch.....Maybe we just need to explain to them that quality is more important than quantity?
2006-07-30 20:18:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
They never read the contract completely. It looks like this:
"72 VIRGINS WHEN YOU PERISH FOR THE CAUSE" *
"Impress your friends! Get in tight with the creator! Be the life of every after death event! ACT NOW!!!!!"
*"virgins" referred to in this contract are wool jackets made of actual virgin wool. All jackets are suitable to be worn by Barbie(tm) or Ken(tm) dolls. Availability may be limited by demand and supplies are extremely limited. No substitutions will be allowed in this offer. Virgin wool may come from sheep or sheep dogs whichever was accessable at time of manufacture."
2006-07-30 20:35:02 · answer #1 · answered by jsblakemore 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After a couple of virgins I think you might be ready for a woman with some experience.
2006-07-31 04:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And how exactly would they be with these virgins if you have no body after you die? I guess Muhammad forgot to tell them about that little problem haha.
2006-07-31 03:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by Cody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
would you refuse 72 virgins?
2006-07-31 03:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by Aby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every man wants 72 virgins
dont u want it?
2006-07-31 03:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by arifin ceper 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
72 Pats...sounds very far from fun!!!
2006-07-31 03:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by Slap Happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they have short penises and it's embarassing to show it to a real virgin and they easily ***.
2006-07-31 03:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Shangri-La 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good point
2006-07-31 03:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋