What is the rest of this song??

Question

When you're running close to home,
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea, diarrhea...

Answer 1

When you're goin' up to bat
and your pants are gettin' fat
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into first
and you feel somethin' burst
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into third
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Alternative:

When you're headin' into first
And your pants about to burst
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're slidin' into second
And you need some disinfectant
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Non-baseball related verses also exist with a plethora of variants:

When you're going down the hall
and you feel something fall
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're lying in the grass
and it's pouring out your ****
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're driving in your Chevy
and your pants are getting heavy
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you hide behind a bush
and you feel a little push
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're leaning 'gainst a wall
and you feel something fall
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're cleaning with a mop
and you hear a loud plop
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're swimming in a pool
and you feel something cool
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're with someone's daughter
and you feel that warm poo water
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you start to fart
and your butt explodes apart
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you're swimming in the ocean
and you hear a big explosion
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Answer 2

You slde into 1st and u feel something bust diarrhea diarrhea.
you slide into 3rd and lay a juicey turd diarrhea diarrhea.

Answer 3

when you're walkin in the mall,
And you feel sumthing fall
Diarrhea, diarrhea..

Answer 4

Rent parenthood..the kid sings it in that movie.

Answer 5

shi*t that is so back in the day