The most inventive response wins 10 points?

Question

Why should I choose you as the best answer? Give me your most creative reason; it can be about anything you want.

Answer 1

I think you should pick me because:

It all started with Triangle man.

As triangle man was walking home from work one day, he ran into Rhombus man.

Rhombus Man never really liked Triangle Man, and to prove this, Rhombus Man punched Triangle Man. Now Triangle Man had no arms and therefore couldn't punch back, but he wanted to try negotiating with him anyway.

"Why did you punch me, Rhombus?" Asked Triangle Man.

Rhombus man didn't reply. He simply walked away.

Confused and hurt, Triangle Man walked home, but only to run into Mr. Round.

Mr. Round was a giant pink 2d circle trying to fit in in a 3d world. No one really like Mr. Round. Everyone was afraid of Mr. Round. You would be too if you saw a walking pink circle.

Now something interesting happened at this moment - A subatomic particle named Hugh burst into a million tiny pieces and caused a small earthquake felt only by Triangle Man and Mr. Round, who were in a 1 block radius from the explosion.

Due to the explosion, Mr. Round also burst into tiny pieces, one of them being Mr. Smith - An investment banker/pimp, who worked at a brokerage firm/brothel.

Mr. Smith had a tiny polyp living in his colon named Sara. Sara had no friends because she was a polyp.

But one day Sara decided she didn't like living in Mr. Smith's colon anymore, and would one day start a riot with all the other polyps and get out of Mr. Smith's colon.

While Sara was planning her grand scheme, Mr. Smith beat up another investment banker/pimp and therefore landed himself in jail.

While in jail, Mr. Smith met Rhombus Man, who was in prison for beating up Triangle Man.

A little known fact: Rhombus Man was, in fact, gay.

This made showering a very interesting experience for Mr. Smith.

After being repeatedly raped, Sara was left utterly confused. She had no idea what was being repeatedly thrust into Mr. Smith's anus.

This further angered Sara and she caused a riot and all the polyps from Mr. Smith left. This caused Mr. Smith, the investment banker/pimp to suddenly implode.

Sara, however, heard news of other polyps in Australia, who lived in coral.
She asked herself, "Why can't I live in coral?"

She didn't know that these coral polyp weren't her bretheren and not related at all.

So she traveled to Australia to meet these polyp.

After getting off the plane, she encountered another colon polyp named Melbourne. "Good day, mate! It's good to see another colon poly around here!"

They had a lengthy discussion in which Sara learned that the coral polyp were not related.

She commited suicide in her hotel room that evening.

After hearing news of Sara's suicide, all the remaining pieces of Mr. Round gathered forces on the slopes of Mount Doom and assembled an army to attack all the tiny subatomic particles of the world.

But at that time a giant Lemon Merengue pie filled with cannibalistic babies entered the war against Blueberry Pie.

Mr. Round took the side of Blueberry Pie.

Subatomic particles took the side of the cannibalistic babies.

The fighting continued for many months.

But there was a problem. The cannibalistic babies were hungry! So they ate each other. And then they lost.

Blueberry pie was the winner!

Unfortunately he was eaten at a Baker's Square just minutes later.

This actually caused the end of the world for a brief period of time. This period was known as the Napoleanic Era.

Later, Marie Antoinette tried convincing the world that this happened. She was hit in the face with a cake.

This leaves one character left; Triangle Man. What happened to him, you ask?

Well he survived the end of the world by joining forces with Particle Man, Person Man, and Universe Man... ultimately creating the song "Particle Man" Written by They Might Be Giants.

He went on to super stardom. No one has heard of him since.

Answer 2

Because I often give well thought answers, with a few exceptions I make when the question begs an answer in jest.

Genuine and practical questions deserve a well thought answer because people are looking for valuable information, that is information that will make their lives better or simpler.

In your case, you are not looking for specific information for your own use, but you are asking for participant's justification for you to award 10 points.

Why would you give me 10 points for this answer? That would be up to you and your sense of justice.

If you look at my answers record, you'll see that I try to provide useful answers. From a community collaboration point of view, I deserve the extra points.

Finally, by giving me your 10 points, you'll get the benefit of an extra 2 points. :-)

Answer 3

Because I can tell my aunt in France and she can tell her uncle in Russia that her nephew won 10 ponits for the most inventive response to Answers on Yahoo! Imagine how proud they will be of an American. And that is what the world needs - more pride in America!

Answer 4

What is the question for which you want to choose me as the best answer?

Answer 5

This one time at band camp.....lol nah just kidding, lol.
I'm saving up my points to by a box of snickerdoodles to help feed the homeless, who will inturn build houses for habitat for humanity, who helps the community by building homes for low income families so they can stimulate our economy and become more productive members of society. So basically, if you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem.. so please give me 10 pts.

Answer 6

Because I love chocolate chip cookies, cheesecake and the new Burger King Stacker sandwich

Answer 7

BECAUSE " I will sing you a song::::: OOOHhhhh, Give me Those 10pts, so i can get to level 3 and ill hug you until you cant breath, Ohhhhhhhhh,I love Choclate and im 14 and i pick on my twin brother all day,,, oooooooohhhh Im going into High School [woopie doodie] and i really need to go peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, So PLEASE pick Me ,
lol,britney

Answer 8

Such a mention of your Answerers 'gaining points' is not welcome, or permissible under the Yahoo! Answers Community Guidelines :
'NO POINT-GAMING : You may not post content for the explicit purpose of gaining points, trading points, or soliciting others for points or otherwise "game" the Yahoo! Answers points system.'

Answer 9

Thank you kindly for the ten points.

Sincerely,

Charles

Answer 10

Becase i'm intouitive, brilliant and i think your question is awsome and if you give me the ten points i'll give you ten points becase fair is fair and i always keep my promises and i promis you if you give me 10 i'll give you 10 in return