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I sometimes feel that when i'm old enough to have a job I'll save and take good care for animals like a vet or a haven. You know, like the tv shows in animal planet?

2006-07-30 18:35:36 · 14 answers · asked by prettypigtails 2 in Business & Finance Other - Business & Finance

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i wish i could adopt all the dogs at the pound...it breaks my heart..i can't even go there..follow your heart.. we need people like you who really love animals and know that they are "special people"

2006-07-30 18:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Happy Summer 6 · 1 2

Isn't this a riot???..

To tell the truth, I've been thinking that animals might make a great investment in today's market. So yeah, I've been thinking very seriously about saving a few.

Gold is down.. the stock market seems to be dragging a tad and the real estate market is just sooooo slow - you know what I mean - as a fellow investor and all that.

But the real question is: what type of monkey should I save??? Cows all seem to go mad these days, not to mention that they are so bulky - it's nearly impossible to stuff ‘em into a vault - even a good sized vault. Goats, llamas, kangaroos... they're out for obvious reasons -- they just stink to much, like camels and skunks and snakes.

Between you and me, I'm sort of bending toward aardvarks lately. What do you think of that?

Yeah, yeah... I know you're surprised – like, what possible market would I sell ‘em in? Well, check this out… I'll have you know that I've found out what aardvarks are good for... yup…I’m probably one of the only people in the world that knows the secret… aardvarks eat ants.! You see, the word “aardvark” is actually a Scandinavian word that means anteater to the rest of us! Now, isn't that something?

Well... anyhow, here’s what I’ve done…I've made a little trial investment during the past few months. I picked up a small herd of the little buggers, aardvarks I mean, and I bagged ‘em up and stuffed ‘em into my mom's garage while I checked around for a buyer. When I got the right price... I sold. What a fortune! An exterminator bought ‘em up to rid some old geezers mansion of an infestation of, (you guessed it,) ...ants, of all things.

So yeah... after that little folly, I’m an animal saver like you… ‘n I think I'm ready for the big time.

This is all hush-hush, of course.... but I've got five-thousand "aards" (that's what the big fellows on Wall Street call 'em... "aards") ..anyhow, I’ve got ‘em lined up… (not actually “lined up.” I’m speaking figuratively here… The aards are in orange crates for now.) anyhow… where was I? …Oh yaeh. They’re all triple A+ rated, (That's "AAA+aards" in Wall Street lingo.)...and all I need to move ahead on a deal is a bunch of gunny sacks, some twine, and a few city blocks of rented garage space, (..or attics will do as well, I guess. I'm not fussy.) But here’s the rub - I may have to keep 'em for a few years or more... 'n that means that the aards might need to be fed once in a while. So ... I'm thinkin' I might have to make a sweet deal on a nice cockroach farm. (Mom won't let me have another ant farm after I left my first one on her kitchen counter while we all took a month-long Florida vacation.)

So that's it on my end… and the answer to your question is… Yup! Just like you, I'm into savin' animals.

(By the way… I got a flock of nice, prime turtles in the trunk of my car if you're interested.... they're real porkers, too)

UUUUU r u randy? UUUUU

2006-07-30 19:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have four pets at present.

One of my dogs, now 10, was the only surviving puppy from her litter. She had a genetic disorder that caused cysts on her neck as a puppy. She cost a mint to save!

One of my dogs almost ended up at the pound before we found him. He's a beagle, and I love him dearly.

I have two cats, one all black, and one calico. I adopted the calico from a shelter. I was just walking by, and she was in so much need of love! I brought her home, and she still shares this love with us. It turns out she had been there for at least the last 3 months. What a blessing she is!

If you love animals, you can always volunteer at your local pet shelter. They often need people to clean out cages, and there are other ways they can use volunteers. Good luck, and follow your dreams!

2006-07-30 18:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by Yah00_goddess 6 · 0 0

Rescuing animals is very fulfilling. I've been rehabilitating wild orphaned and or injured rabbits for a good while now. I must warn you that it's difficult to handle when there's a loss of their life, as there is when dealing with such things. You must also remember that unless you do domesticated animals specifically, wild animals can be quite a handful. If you take in wild animals, your ultimate goal should be to release them rather than keep them as pets.

2006-07-30 18:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Meredia 4 · 0 0

i do. i grew up in a farm back home and we have multiple kind of animals from two to four legged animals like goat, chicken, duck, pig, turkey, goose, cow, you name it, we got it that is why i am bonded with animals. also, we used to have multiple pet as well, guinea pig, rabbit, love birds, dogs and cats. i used to remember when some of our animal have a baby, we need to nourish them manually, so i am familiar with raising different kind of animals.
but now that im living in the city, we are not allowed to have a barnyard that is why i love to visit the pound and the pet store just to check out the animal. currently we have a cockatiel and some fishes. still cannot part with them...

2006-07-30 18:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by salome 5 · 0 0

I take in rescue animals. I do indeed like helping animals. It's very fulfilling, and you build a lifelong relationship.

2006-07-30 18:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 0 0

I have this odd feeling that I'll be one of those old ladies with like a hundred cats! I love the kitties!!

2006-07-30 18:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by lilith4507 3 · 0 0

i always feel the need to save animals but most of the time, my good intention were not rewarded....for example, there's this stray cat came to my house and gave birth to 3 kittens....i pity the stray cat and gave her food....the next day, she was gone...in return, she pooped in my garden and left such smelly mess !!

2006-07-30 18:42:07 · answer #8 · answered by jims_bong 5 · 0 0

oh yea...i love animals. there's nothing wrong w/ wanting to save them.. you can just start off volunteering a vet clinic/shelter. its a matter of what you want and where ur interests lie...don't be afraid to go for it!

2006-07-30 18:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by jessp 1 · 0 0

attempt to stay faraway from him, i'm no longer asserting circulate away the homestead, yet in simple terms if he's on the front room circulate on your mattress room or some thing. make him pass over you. do no longer talk with him and attempt to circulate and kiss your mum and dont kiss him in simple terms prepare him which you do in comparison to him. he will attempt to talk with you... do no longer talk in simple terms tell him ok you're nicely suited and supply up communique.. if he threatens your tell him do no longer talk along with her like this way. and in simple terms be like that for couple of weeks

2016-10-08 12:39:10 · answer #10 · answered by sather 4 · 0 0

I love animals and i think they should be save by everybody.

2006-07-30 18:39:13 · answer #11 · answered by Joe Ivan 2 · 0 0

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