Last week Russian Astronomer Nickolai Barthoff aimed nuclear missles at the Earth's moon. Barthoff was stopped by British intelligence wizards casting protective spells around the atmosphere of the Earth so no missles could go into orbit. Unfortunately Pres Bush's plans to poison fish in the Mediterranean Sea were halted because of failed sattelite communications when the spell was executed. Bush was forced to answer in front of the UN on three counts...The plot to poison fish in the middle east, Allowing US illegal immigrants to be deported to Antartica by force, and driving 85 mph in a 70 mph zone. Nickolai Barthoff responded to accusations of drinking absinthe by unveiling plans draw fragments of the moon to the earth by using a magnetic particle beam. What will Bush do now?
2006-07-30 18:25:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
where ever you have a bush of political misfits you can always count on many Mr ***** being at hand for the occasion of administering ball & chainey soup to the american people but not before the rice has covered it all up with good tasting lie-obations of mixed truths and sweet nothings until we all are cooked and can stand no more,and can afford not to even buy a loaf of bread for the trip back home to england from which all came from in the first place, sorry i forgot we ran here to america to get away from them in the first place now didn't we,my mistake i know we are in control of our country now arent we? SAY YES BOYS AND GIRLS YOU KNOW ITs THE TRUTH --------not.
2006-07-30 19:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by JALISCO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bush will have artists draw pictures of WMD's and claim it was all for our own good in his global crusade against terror. He will exonerate himself of any wrong-doing by claiming that the thousands who die accidentally in the crossfire or because he mistakenly nuked the wrong countries were simply "collateral damage".
2006-07-30 18:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by cosmick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand why the media didn't tell us and I'm sure the Government is at the same stage of denial that I am. Thank you for your thoughts.....I think.
2006-07-30 18:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by historybuff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take another LICK off that Lithium tablet.
2006-07-30 19:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whow, lets get together, and make a movie about this.
2006-07-30 20:27:18 · answer #5 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do have a good grasp on sci-fi don't you.
2006-07-30 18:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by fatboysdaddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever Dick tells him to do
2006-07-30 18:28:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please cite your sources. I don't think they're valid.
2006-07-30 18:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by cyanne2ak 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋