2006-07-30 17:22:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
I'm not a football fan, or a bears fan (when i root, i root for the home team, even though they suck, GIANTS! WOO!)
But there is this HILARIOUS joke about the Chicago Bears.....
It goes like this....
This bear was being abused by his parents, so the bear deputy took him from his family. He asked him if he had any family. The little bear said "I have a bear family in chicago." So the deputy says, are you sure they won't beat/abuse you. And he goes like, "No way, the chicago bears can't beat anything"
I just found that hilarious.....
2006-07-31 13:18:00 · answer #1 · answered by thepenpal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bears could have won it last year if they weren't retarded.....Both times Smith put over 150 yards on them....wouldn't they learn the first time? They kept putting him in single coverage...As Carlos Mencia would say "DE-DE-DE!!".....
Really though...what killed them is the fact that they didn't have an offense all season long until that last game with Carolina...they looked decent...but had they had Grossman the whole time, they would have done a lot better...although perhaps not because Carolina went in probably expecting a defensive game from them...which is why I think Chicago was able to score 21 points....Anyway...if the Bears can work on the offense this year a little more than the defense (because the defense is fine) they should be a good football team...but we shall see.
2006-07-30 18:04:09 · answer #2 · answered by Carolina Kitten 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2012
2006-07-30 17:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Walter Payton comes back to life, Jim Mcmahon lays off the booze, and the Fridge stops fighting Manute Bol in celebrity boxing. No disrespect to Sweetness.
2006-07-31 10:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by phillyzphinestaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they upgrade the offense from 3 yards and a cloud of dust to actually passing the football. The defense is good but they definitely need a franchise QB.
2006-07-30 17:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by xblee1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2054
2006-07-30 17:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope its this year they have a easy Schedule so it will be easy 4 them 2 get to the playoffs this year but in the playoffs they will need 2 play really good so i hope its this year
GO BEARS
2006-07-31 00:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by bears1fan4life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a freak winter plane crash disables or kills key players on the opposing team.
Considering how safe air travel is nowadays, espect to wait for tens of thousands of years for that to happen.
2006-07-30 17:36:05 · answer #8 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bears suck there not gonna win **** so just get over it
2006-07-30 17:52:45 · answer #9 · answered by Miami 305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prolly not until they find some better players because for one most of the time they dont even beat the vikings and the vikings are getting worse and worse each year.
2006-07-30 18:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋