Whats your fav. funny movie line?

Question

"you shut ur mouth when u're talking to me"

Answer 1

''i love lamp'' '' brick do you actually love the lamp or did you say that because your looking at the lamp?'' " i love lamp !'' ''i love the lamp'' MOM MEATLOAF NOW , F***, i never know what shes doing back there it kind of scares me''

Answer 2

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Monty Python & The Holy Grail The knights are searching for the Holy Grail when they happen upon a castle guarded by french soldiers. The french soldier (played by John Cleese) isnt very happy to learn that they want to stay the night there.

Also...

From Life of Brian (monthy python again). Pilate is talking to his guards with Brian in the room. The guards are trying, in vain, not to laugh. Pilate has a speech impediment.

"Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...Dickus?"
"What about you? Do you find it... weasonable... when I say the name... 'Biggus'... 'Dickus'?"
"He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontinentia Buttocks."

The guards dissolve into laughter. The real story behind that scene is that the guards werent told that Pilate would be saying that. They were just told that they needed to keep a straight face no matter what was said. The looks on their faces is what makes the scene especially funny. :)

Answer 3

Its from the action picture Golmaal this is whilst the blind couple became no longer at homestead and the central of the college the place the 4 lived got here at homestead to ask Paresh Rawal and then Ajay became Paresh and Arshad became his spouse.i think of the strains have been: Ajay: Kya kya software hai annual function mein? central:Sabse pehle Pooja ka dance hai. Ajay: Kaun Pooja? central:Pooja sir Archana. Ajay: Pooja ya Archana.decide for kar le pehle. central:Ladki nahin sir Bhagwan ki Pooja. Then entered Arshad Arshad:(With a black gogle)Lagta hai aaj barf girne wali hai. and then the completed scene.

Answer 4

In the movie Lone Wolf McQuade, as Barbara Carrerra rides by, standing in the saddle, L.Q. Jones turns to Chuck Norris and says,
"How'd you like to bite into that, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?" in a slow country drawl. Priceless!

Answer 5

A pair of jumper cables might help ! Kevin Costner in - 3000 miles to Graceland

Answer 6

"I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States."

An Inconvenient Truth

Answer 7

"My parents, Sharon and Dave.... Generous....doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu. My Birthday, I was 10, and do you know what they got me... MALIBU Bar-bie. That's not what I wanted, that's not who I was, I was a *Ballerina*, graceful, delicate, THEY had to go! "

"Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?
Gary: One of you will be the drowning victim and the one will be our lifesaver.
Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.
.....
Amanda: Help me! Help me! I'm drowning.
....
Wednesday: I can't swim."

- Addams Family Values (1993)

Answer 8

I bet the Chinese food here is terrible -- Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny

....Now I ax ya, do you give a dam what kind of pants the son of a b*tch who shot you was wearing? -- Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny

Stop looking at me, swan! -- Adam Sandler as Billy Madison in Billy Madison

Answer 9

Charlie Sheen's character is reading Great Expectations. His friend asks him if it's any good. He replies, "It's not all I'd hoped for." - Hot Shots! Part Deux

Answer 10

"Oh, I know.....I'm going to use good judgment. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lotta trouble this morning...mighta got somebody killed.....and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth....but I won't...I won't....the hell I won't!"

John Wayne in Mclintock! (1963)

Answer 11

And this ashtray. That's all I need...

(Steve Martin in The Jerk, of course!)