tell me your favorite farting moments?

Answer 1

one time i was up with my friend at his cabin, and we were playing a motocross video game, and he farted... then i farted, and it went back and forth for like 5 minutes and our other friends came in and they claimed that they saw a cloud of smoke in the air and fell to the ground... it was pretty funny...

Answer 2

Happened to a co-worker (REALLY!). She had chronic stomach problems and would go outside on break and relieve the pressure while smoking (better than incense for covering the smell). We were working evening shift work and the building was usually empty of other employees. There is a clear view all around of the entire side of the building and the parking lot from the designated smoking spot. My co-worker goes outside, lights a cigarette, ensures she has an all-clear and lets it rip. Apparently it was morning after a fraternity pickeled egg eating contest loud. One for the record books. About two seconds later my co-worker's digestive relief is shattered when another co-worker (of the opposite sex and achingly cute), who had previously been concealed in the back of a van rearranging some equipment, appears at the side of said van...about 20 yards from my co-worker. He stares at her. There is no question that he heard it. They are alone in the parking lot and there is no question about the source. She slinks away - her sweet-and-dainty image forever sullied by gas.

It wasn't mine, but that is my favorite farting moment.

Answer 3

While I was working at a book store a lady asked me a question. About mid way through my answer she farted. I had a totally straight face. Then she while still listening to my answer she (ever so discreetly) moved over on step to the left. I fell out laughing ... I mean what was the point in that? There was no one else in the area and she didn't move far enough away to avoid the smell. What was she thinking ??... ooh I'm sooo sneaky if I move over a little bit she won't know that I did it!

Answer 4

okay this actually happened really recently aka two days ago.

A group of my friends all took a mission trip to Mexico together for about 9 days. The drive home is aprox. 15 hours long and we are all crammed in a 15 passenger van. My friend Kayla is situating herself into a different position so she could sleep and at the same time my other friend Ben was leaning over to pick something he had dropped off of the ground. Kayla's butt was exactly parallel to Ben's face, and at the moment his head skimmed down, she released the mother of all farts. And the best part is, we are all so tired and out of it, we just all sat there in shock for about 15 seconds until Kayla yells "BEN I JUST FARTED IN YOUR FACE"

Okay, I guess it was funnier if you were there and feeling practically drunk at the time, but you know, I still think it's funny.

Answer 5

You've gotta love what i call "The Risk Fart".

They don't come too often , but it is when one has a case of the runs , yes , diarrhea.
You can feel the pressure building , but you're not sure weather it is just gas , or something with texture.
Do you risk it? You know there is a 50% chance that if you run to the toilet it may only be gas.

What do you do? What do you do?

Answer 6

Um..... well my farts generally don't smell and I am not a big farter in the first place, so it took me a long time to fart in front of my bf. When I finally started to fart they were quiet and not smelly. But one time I farted and it smelled awful. It was awesome because he's been blowing his stinky butt farts my way for years and I finally got him back. I find this question hilarious by the way.

Answer 7

When I was probaly 15, I was hanging out at my friends house and she had just met this guy and was trying to impress him with cheerleading jumps. She attempted that hurkie(not sure how to spell) but thats when you jump up and sorta do kinda a split in the air, well as soon as she spread her legs she farted really loud. We still laugh about that moment to this day........But her and the guy are still together

Answer 8

Strangely enough, I was not awake for it, but the story has become near legend in my family.

When I was about 14 or so, my family was staying at a hotel, and I was asleep. Apparently, I farted loudly in my sleep, rolled over and yelled (not murmured, not whispers, not even spoke, but YELLED) "NO shark!" and went on sleeping.

I do not know if a shark farted on me in a dream or what, as no one woke me up and I remembered NOTHING!

Answer 9

When I was 8 years old. A loud blasting fart on a hard wood bench in church.

http://media.putfile.com/Last-Fart

Answer 10

I didn't do the farting, my cat Teeger did! I was reading and my cat was sleeping at my feet when all of a sudden he let out one hell of a loud fart and shot straight up into the air almost to the ceiling, then when he landed, he gave me a nasty look and marched off, (he thought I did it and was pissed)! ha ha ha!!!