i'll read them after i'm finished washing my face and brushing my teeth.
2006-07-30 16:57:39 · 14 answers · asked by Hot Lips 4077 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Jenny, it's past your bedtime
so quickly read this little rhyme:
Jenny, you must go to bed,
please do not stand on your head!
Jenny, when Mom talks to you,
please do what she asks you to.
Jenny, you must be so tired,
'though you act like you are wired!
Jenny, go get us a book -
I will read and you can look.
Jenny, see the stars tonight?
The North star is the one so bright.
Jenny, can you can hum a tune -
the one about the cow and moon?
Jenny, in your fluffy bed,
moonbeams dancing through your head.
Jenny, tomorrow is another day,
the sun will wake you up to play.
Jenny, your eyes are closing tight,
I'll tuck you in and say good-night.
2006-07-30 18:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by moonbeamlight1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time in a far away place there lived a girl named Jenny. One night she went to bed thinking she had many friends but by morning she was becoming increasingly aware that they were not friends after all. She couldn't face the day or her life and went back to sleep hoping for some more answers . Life was too much for her now that she had learned what she didn't want to know. She knew too much now. How could this all really happen.
2006-07-31 00:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well...you might already be asleep, but just in case none of the others did the trick...
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Jennygirl. Jennygirl really liked playing on the internet and spending a lot of time on Yahoo! Answers. One day before she went to school, Jennygirl got into a nasty fight with her little brother, Bobbyboy. He called her stupid, and she called him a moron. He called her ugly, and she called him an ogre. He called her mean, and she called him brutal. You see, Jennygirl had a much bigger vocabulary than her moronic, ogre-ish, brutal younger brother.
Jennygirl was very upset about this fight, because she doesn't like to fight with anyone, and she always tries to be nice to Bobbyboy, even though he's a moronic, brutal, ogre. At school, Jennygirl's crush, Jakeguy, saw that she was very sad, and went over to cheer her up. She became so happy that he talked to her that she completely forgot about the fight.
When she got home, Bobbyboy apologized and asked her to help build his vocabulary so he could be like his smarter, older sister. And they lived happily ever after.
Oh, and they could do some magic of some kind, and also she had a unicorn named Daffodil.
2006-07-31 03:31:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the wind blew hard upon the window of her room she started up not realizing that the sound was not the brush of her lover on the glass. She took another sip of her orange juice, licked it off her fingers where it had spilled and set the glass down. Just then the window was thrust up and there was the one she had been waiting for dressed in the deepest black with eyes glowing lustily. As the crow entered the room it said, "Go to sleep already,"
"Nevermore," was her reply.
2006-07-31 00:14:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sculptor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once apon a time there was a sleepy girl who really wanted to go to sleep, but she was stuck on her computer... she tried and tried to go to bed, but the yahoo answers site she was on was just so dog gone fun. She kept typing and typing... and all of a sudden she fell asleep and started typing with her forehead... it looked like this... riehjb,eibgfvrrkrfahwaxugfcsh7jc8g8ujy78chg8ir, then she started to drool... into the keys, all of a sudden she woke from a shock to her face... she went into the bathroom to look, and all of a sudded she noticed the letters and numbers were burnt on her face and forehead. She decided the pillow lines were much better and went to bed...
Hope this helps... good night!
2006-07-31 00:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Shortest Story in the World
by Kate
Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after. The end.
2006-07-31 00:49:54 · answer #6 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg its like almost 12 am but here
Once opon a time there was a gurl who got on yahoo answers and asked 4 some people to tell her a story .. so some ppl did then she went to bed and had a dream .. then she woke up and did what ever she had to do
THE END
goon night
2006-07-31 00:04:48 · answer #7 · answered by Beckey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time a had this dream that I was at school then suddenly I realized I was naked. People were pointing and starring. I realized this was a dream or a nightmare. So i slapped myself and woke myself up. Only to realize that I was at school and I really was naked. The end. Now go to sleep. Night night sleep tight.
2006-07-31 00:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by David R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
early? it's like 12 am right now.
unless you live in like..
the other side of the world.
but ok
once upon a time
there was this girl
who was like telling all of her friends
that she was going to bed early
but all of her friends laughed at her because it was 12a.m
so the girl cried and brushed her teeth
then went to bed
and woke up the next day at 3p.m.
and then everyone was like
"wow you sure did go to bed late!"
and the girl was like
i went to bed at 12 am!!
then everyone laughed@her again.
and she cried some more then died in her tears
THE END! good nightâ¥
[[don't forget to rinse!]]]
2006-07-31 00:02:13 · answer #9 · answered by MOTHERRR SOUP 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was a lazy person who answered a question on Yahoo Answers.
The End
2006-07-31 00:01:41 · answer #10 · answered by FiatJusticia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋