i made the worst mistake of my life today. you know how you make mistakes that are super horrible, but you can still look ahead and know, in your heart, that it wont effect you in 20, or 30, or 50 years?...................i cant do that about this one................im not like pregnant or anything, i just altered so many of my dreams and fantasies about my future...............i dont cry often. like only two or three times a year...............including the many funerals that happen in my family......but i feel like im about to break down...........i dont like this.......i cant get a hold of my best friend, either..............why doesnt she answer? i need to tlk...............just give me something happy to think about......b/ unlike usual, i cant block this out.........
2006-07-30 16:56:36 · 7 answers · asked by myra 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
well, I went out for the first time in a year and had a great time with my sister in law... I gotta see my nieces and nephews this weekend, and got rid of one kid lol... she's staying with her aunt for the week....
2006-07-30 17:00:21 · answer #1 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a feeling that no matter how funny the story was, you would have a hard time laughing at it right now. Just try to remember that most of the time, things seem far worse than they really are. Besides that, there are too many variables that will dictate what the future holds for you. Life isn't about the cards you're dealt, it's how you play them. Good Luck and if you need to talk to someone talk to your inner self, that's where God resides.
Funny Story- My neighbors were building a house, driving pilings into the ground which ran some really huge, hairy spiders (not tarantulas) out of the ground. A couple of them made it over to my house. The first time I saw one, I screamed like crazy. By the time it took my husband to get downstairs and calm me down, the thing had crawled into the living room closet. My husband laughed at me and thought I was exaggerating when I told him it was nearly as big as my hand. Being the jokster that he is, my husband got into the closet, shut the door and started making sounds like he was being eaten alive by some kind of monster.
As luck would have it, the spider crawled on him. He came flying out of that closet, screaming so loud, I'm sure my neighbors had to have heard him. His eyes were big around as lemons and he was brushing himself off, frantically. I felt instant justice and I wish you could have seen him. It was hysterical.
2006-07-31 00:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three Criminals In The Sahara
There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
"I brought a car door, so that when it gets hot I can roll down the window."
2006-07-31 00:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by kf4wwe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relax... this is only life as far as I know NO ONE has made out alive YET!!!!!!!
Words to live by in Book
2006-07-31 00:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by pandala777 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww, i wish i could comfort you. Please don't do anything stupid. You might had made a mistake today, but remember that somebody loves you so very much and they don't want you feeling this way so smile =]
2006-07-31 00:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by ~SingleNWay2good4u~ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DiNglEbeRrY...
2006-07-31 00:10:18 · answer #6 · answered by crazy_pixie_dust 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
penis
2006-07-31 00:01:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♫♪♥PUSSaY FART♫♪♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋