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Everytime I walk down the street people stare at me. I understand that my body is the epitome of natural male beauty on God -like proportions. From my silky black hair down to my feet I am the true essence of perfection. But that does not give people the excuse to stare at what they wish was theirs. It is really becoming an nuisance I'm constanly forced to walk around groups of people because they wont move out of my way. Drivers on the road are having accidents because they cannot take their eyes off of me. what should I do to avoid this? i canont stay indoors all the time.perhaps i should don a white towel over my head to hide my head.

2006-07-30 16:32:39 · 13 answers · asked by Italian Stallion 2 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

13 answers

Just wear a hooded full-sized poncho or something. Maybe something like a sheik's wife's outfit. Anything that will cover both your body and your head.

2006-07-31 03:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 6 0

Man they should get you off the streets!
Causing accidents is a bad thing.
I hope you find a good disguise though.

2006-08-01 12:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Becky 4 · 0 0

Judging by your avatar it isn't because of what you say your natural male beauty on God like proportions.

2006-07-30 23:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Gingerbread Man 3 · 0 0

1) Groucho glasses

2) Rainbow Wig

3) Muslim Burka

Problem solved, stud.

2006-07-30 23:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Welcome to my world. It's not easy being beautiful and I know it's an invasion of privacy, but try to remember that gawkery is akin to flattery.

2006-07-31 01:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

Now that my stomach has been purged of all its contents after reading your post....

2006-07-30 23:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by Kaia 7 · 1 0

You've got to be kidding me.

2006-07-30 23:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by m 3 · 0 0

how about you keep lying to yourself and take it as a complement.. Or you can face reality.

2006-07-30 23:37:08 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

This so funny i don't know how to answer this question i can't until i quit laughing. Thanks u made my whole week.

2006-07-30 23:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by jdhmusic3029 2 · 1 0

You go mister!!! shake it and dont break it.

2006-07-30 23:37:53 · answer #10 · answered by kelliekareen 4 · 1 0

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