Not my thing, but this quote always makes me laugh:
"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes." - Emo Philips
2006-07-30 15:51:05
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answered by ohsaxylady 4
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Chilly
2006-07-30 22:41:12
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answered by mchlmybelle 6
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
2006-07-30 22:42:06
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answered by Anonymous
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If I'm into thoroughly cleaning a woman's groin with my tongue, and I'm a necrophiliac, does that make me a "dead head?"
45 yrs, male.
2006-07-31 10:27:25
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answered by rightonrighton 3
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Does bashing in the heads of zombies and getting excited about it count?
2006-07-30 22:42:02
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answered by practical thinking 5
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The only thing that turns my stomach more is the dinner my mother-in-law made last month
2006-07-30 22:42:33
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answered by Anonymous
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you want Alice Cooper's opinion?
Cold Ethyl
One thing I miss
Is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss.
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light.
Ethyl, Ethyl,
Let me squeeze you in my arms.
Ethyl, Ethyl,
Come and freeze me with your charms.
One thing, no lie -
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie.
She's cool in bed,
She's gotta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead.
(Repeat 2nd verse)
Come on, cold Ethyl, freeze me baby.
One thing - it's true,
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you,
And everything is my way,
Ethyl don't have much to say.
(Repeat 2nd verse)
Come here, cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold ?...OO..So cold
Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl
If I live 'til 97,
You'll still be waiting
In refrigerator heaven,
Cuz you're cool, you're ice.
Cold Ethyl - you're my paradise.
2006-07-30 23:03:45
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answered by Medusa 4
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Pretty disturbing, didn't Tom Petty have a video that was based on that?
2006-07-30 22:42:59
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answered by DesignR 5
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I think it's disgusting. Ted Bundy and other mass murderers were into that stuff.
That should tell you what kind of people are into it.
2006-07-30 22:41:42
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answered by Brandon 2
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The morbid the merrier!
(idiot)
2006-07-30 22:42:45
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answered by ? 3
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