What's the craziest responce you ever had to telling someone you were gay?

Question

Mines was when I told my sister I was gay, and she replied " You're not gay, you're a lesbian."

Answer 1

The funniest response was from my little brother. I told him I was bi and he said "really that's the coolest thing i have ever heard!"

When I told my mom she said "what's that mean?" I told her that I liked both and she said "both what?" If i hadn't been so nervous I would have been rolling on the floor.

My dad was like "you couldn't have told me on the phone, I had to drive an hour and a half to hear something that isn't even a big deal?!? Have you seen gas prices these days?" By then I just started laughing and he did too!

Answer 2

I'm a VERY out trans lesbian. Some of the best...

When I came out to my mom, dad, stepmom, sister, grandma, and cousins, they all already knew!!! I came up to them all nervous and everything and told them. It completely threw me when they causually told me that they knew already.

I told my mother's best friend a while back. She just recently stopped asking all the questions in the book from "Are you sure you're not gay?" to"Do you wear panties?" I used to get a good laugh out of those questions since she'd ask them over msn.

And of course THE one every transwoman gets in some form:
"Have you had sex with a man?" Received from a nurse at a RC blood drive.

Answer 3

I was in a laundry mat. This crazy mexican lady was hitting on me. To let her down nicely, I told her I was gay in a low voice. Immediately she got all excited and in a somewhat loud voice proposed that I top some guy that was with her. She made the pumping motion with her hips and gestured towards him and was going to call him over. There were other people around.

I am not flamboyant! I usually only tell people about myself after I have gotten to know them pretty well. I only told this woman so that I could let her down easy!

I left!

Answer 4

When I told my sister that I was gay, her only response was "Duhhhhhhh" - which kind of shocked me since I am not that flamboyant at all.

My boss (at the time), who is a very open lesbian, saw me out with my partner at one of the gay bars in town. I introduced her to my man and said "guess you can figure out I am gay, huh?" Her response was "It is about time you figured it out - always knew you were another one of my little closet boys"

Answer 5

The craziest one was when I told one of my friends, she started crying, I was shocked and the only thing she said was: "why haven't you told me?".

And the coolest one was when I told my best friend, he gave me a really weird look (that was scary), and said, Really?, Who cares!

Answer 6

"You can't be bi. You're not trendy at *all*."

"I know it couldn't have been easy for you, with your father dying when you were young, but you can't compensate like this..." (If I was gonna do that, I'd be with an old man!)

"You can't be bisexual! You're supposed to set an example for your cousins!" (I'm the oldest of them all, by 7 years.)

Annnnnd, the ever-popular:

"But you're such a *girl*!"

Answer 7

Just before i got married (now divorced and gay )
my mother said to me ..."Are you sure you have the sex thing worked out dear?"

mothers always know ....lol.

Answer 8

When I came out to my parents, my mom laughed and said "You cant be gay...you play sports. Your on the lacrosse team" I was like "WTH??" LOL! i love her!

Answer 9

"Congratulations. I always wanted to be a lesbian when I grew up." --my college roommate.

"But you're wearing heels." --guy in a straight bar.

"Well, no grandkids for me, I guess." --my mother.

Answer 10

When I told my best friend I got the classic, "No, you just like experimenting"