2006-07-30 15:12:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Hmm, this is an interesting question and I will attempt to give an educated and accurate answer. I don't know what the heck chocos are, but I do know what biscuits are, so I will answer regarding biscuits only. Assume the same eating habits apply to chocos.
When God began his day with breakfast, the way everyone should, he probably ate about 4 biscuits, give or take a few. (They were probably Pilsbury Grands, in case you were wondering. And they definitely had sausage gravy on them.) I personally sent God 2 of my own biscuits before I had breakfast, so that makes six. (Keep in mind God is probably on GMT time, I am 5 hours behind, so he would've eaten breakfast by the time my biscuit offering came.) Since biscuits have such a great amount of carbs, I'm sure God took a break from them for lunch.
I speculate that God would've realized that he'd had 6 biscuits, and realizing that 666 is the sign of the devil, he probably had another just to make it seven. Now, the number seven is quite a biblical number. The seventh day was the end of the creation of the earth, and is the sabbath, and therefore represents completeness. For that reason God decided he had had enough biscuits for one day.
2006-07-30 15:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by bschneider14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be infinitely perfect, he also both jerked off on all the biscuits before eating them, and did not jerk off on the infinite supply of biscuits. The biscuits were both infinite and not. The chocolate was both dark and white. Somewhere in that instant, and the selfsame infinite expanse of time, he also played chess and lost to Charles Manson.
Christ.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_plenitude
2006-07-30 15:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by -.- 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about 12..why because you are a child about 12 yrs
2006-07-30 15:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by helen_kives 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
None
Why? Just because.
2006-07-30 15:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by rjhefs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none ... god does not need or consume earthly tangable foods or nutrients
2006-07-30 15:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by simply_made 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't, sorry. HIS diet was locusts and wild honey ! LOL
2006-07-30 15:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋