How do you get 300,000 soldiers out of Iraq?
2006-07-30 14:24:45 · 15 answers · asked by John P 1 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
Well, first off, we'd have to send 150,000 more IN. Then we could pull all 300,000 out.
HMM one good way to get them out of Iraq would be to turn them loose on Iran.
2006-07-30 16:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by Spel Chekker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Easy! Hire a renowned geologist to 'discover' that all the OIL underneath Iraq's sands has disappeared, dried up, evaporated due to some bizarre ecological occurrence.
Cheney will pull the troops out in an instant. He only ordered G. Bush to illegally and unconstitutionally invade Iraq because he wanted all that OIL swimming underneath Iraq's sands, and he knew that George had a personal vendetta against Hussein. It was easy to con George into sending troops in after 9-11, under the guise of fighting the 'evil empire' and ridding the country of its non-existent weapons of mass destruction.
If Cheney learned that Iraq had no OIL, our troops would be out of there in a New York minute.
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2006-07-30 14:49:41 · answer #2 · answered by -RKO- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send in the French Army, all 300,000 of them. Watch them retreat, (beware of the white flags).
2006-07-30 14:30:50 · answer #3 · answered by Don 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy, tell them to come back. Duhr!
Not to offend anybody but, for those of you who want the soldiers come home and blame bush for sending them. Bush did not choose for them to go to war, they did, theyre the ones who signed up. I respect our soldiers, they are the bravest of us all.
2006-07-30 14:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by Potathao 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU DONT I KILLED THEM ALL FOR I AM NINJA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, but really i have the feeling the answer is you dont cause our c student prez sent them in for no reason and there stuck there dying and most lickly theyll be shiped home in caskets.
2006-07-30 14:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give Bush a pretzel?
2006-07-30 14:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by Mandi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I racked myu brains for the answer, but someone told me they'r So Damn Insane.
2006-07-30 15:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by Legandivori 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let them finish the job then bring them home..
2006-07-30 14:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by chuckufarley2a 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont put them there in the first place.
2006-07-30 14:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by rodmod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, trim the Bush....
2006-07-30 15:03:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋