No one has kidnapped me yet, but I would like to know just in case.
2006-07-30 14:03:09 · 18 answers · asked by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
#1 Eat lots of fava beans and lentils would be a good one...
#2 start loving them to death...talk of loneliness...become clingy and ask for marriage! Surely that should make them run away.
#3 How about profuse whining? Or profuse philosophizing?
:o)
2006-07-30 14:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by schnikey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask your local cops. But as a general rule, stay quiet, obey all instructions and look constantly for a means of escape. That is the rule in the military when captured during combat. The person who has kidnapped you is definitely dangerous and not to be trusted. Resistance or nagging can bring you serious harm.
And, buddy, be careful you are not setting yourself up for wish-fulfillment. Your question is really off the wall and suggests you are looking for a situation where you can get some big-time attention.
2006-07-30 14:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you want to annoy someone who is crazy enough to kidnap you.
Psychologists say that the best thing to do is to humanize yourself to them. Talk about your family and your life (of course leaving out identifying details) so that they see you as a person and not an object. That way they will be less likely to harm or kill you.
2006-07-30 14:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by **Shannen** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start singing Monte Python's Lumberjack song. After about 20 times, it will be enough to drive anyone crazy.
2006-07-30 14:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by Shaula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id pretend to faint, ive heard cases where girls have done that, the kidnapper would panic not knowing what to do and would leave the scene immediatly. otherwise, if i had a pen or pensil in hand, snap the tip off in the car's key hole, or grab the keys if i could and through it out or hide it, or while he is driving, honk the horns for him, tell him you wanted to have a little fun.
2006-07-30 22:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves!!!! it annoys people so much you'll be sure to either get set free if your lucky. and well if he is having a bad day. umm you might just have asked to be killed. so hope you never have to find out how to annoy a kidnapper in order to let you go. i hope i never have to find out either.
2006-07-31 14:19:57 · answer #6 · answered by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know if these kiddnappers are mean and don't care about anything kind of guys i think they might kill you for being so annoying. That's one way they would "let you go." well hopefully you don't get kiddnapped but if you do be careful and don't get killed.
2006-07-31 04:17:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd act like an Amway salesman
if that did not work, ask them about religion
2006-07-30 14:07:06 · answer #8 · answered by jeff s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...well if i was kidnapped....If they pulled me in the car with them i would say every minute..."are we there yet"...and then say..."I gotta potty!!!"...and then if they tie u up i would say..."my nose itches..can you scratch it 4 me??"and then i would start singing"this is the song that gets on everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves,this is the song that gets on everybodys nerves and this is how it goes"...and then i would say..."I'm hungry"...and then i would just be annoying....i would Mimic everything they said..and so on...
2006-07-30 14:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by arosiekitten 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is best not to annoy them.
They may kill you.
I would try to escape or befriend one of them in the hope they may let you go.
2006-07-30 14:09:34 · answer #10 · answered by Dennis Fargo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋