I need help my neighbor's dog keeps humping my leg and my girlfriend has a fetish for it. Should i shoot the dog and say it was an accident since Cheney can shoot people on his hunting trips and get away with it?
2006-07-30 13:50:28 · 10 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
zap it with one of those shocking things the cops use
2006-07-30 13:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by babybro35 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well as much as your last section of the question is sarcasrtic unfortunately you can't do that
so get to your senses you have two things you can do:-
1-tell your neighbor to get a dog trainer inorder to stop the humping
2-get a dog repellant and spray it on your legs you'll propably have to do it a couple of times before you get the dog to hate your legs
if these two methods don't work then we must move to phase 2
in this phase you can:-
1-keep pissing the dog off (if he's not too big cuz you don't wanna get mauled) every time he sees you in order to make him start to keep his distance from you
2-cross the line and hit the dog when he does it the next time and hopefuly this will get the dog to understand that there are territory issues here
if all of these don't work well go to the authorities or better yet threaten your neighbor that you will go to the authorities if he doesn't get his dog in line!
2006-07-30 14:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by theyoungflame1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, use a newspaper on the dogs rear end! Then find a girl that is interested in you and not the dog humping your leg. Maybe I should ask, how old are ya'll?
Could report the dog to the dog catcher, after all he is tresspassing! The newspaper should do the trick. Best of luck with your problem
2006-07-30 14:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by 12nanny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a spray bottle and put water into it and spray the dog...dogs don't like that.
2006-07-30 13:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by butterflyfrills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um Cheny was drunk and it was a pot shot you Yankee. He was freaking Quail hunting. Maybe you should kick yourself.
2006-07-30 13:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by Chris W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How hard did you have to think to come up with this intense question?
2006-07-30 13:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have taken you weeks to come up with this question. The next Bush administration basher, please!
2006-07-30 13:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Answer is?
2006-07-30 13:55:24 · answer #8 · answered by Rather be dead than red... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way just talk to your neibors about locking it up
2006-07-30 13:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow......you really had to stretch for that one, huh?
2006-07-30 13:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by Taffi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋