2006-07-30 12:32:53 · 19 answers · asked by Doctor Biobrain 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
People are Retarded, why would you waste your time to think of such a stupid question.. Go back to riding your short bus and stop trying to think your making America more stupid every second your alive...
2006-07-30 12:39:46 · answer #1 · answered by punkin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Elvis, even in death he is one sexy songster. I just put on his greatest hits CD, close my eyes, and imagine the young Elvis singing his deep, tumulous words to me and me alone. And that pelvis! Ah Elvis my man. Yes, I can see why you would want to keep your Elvis sighting private. Because a love like ours (Elvis's and mine) wouldn't be understood by the world. Its a very private thing. But I submit...humbly...don't keep it secret. The world must know. Go to http://www.elvissightingbulletinboard.com/ , click on sightings log, and let the world know. Because you know, there is plenty of the King to go around. Even in death. Pick me as best answer, Okay?
2006-07-30 23:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by whirled_queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe you are a doctor. A doctor could not ask such a retarded question. "How do I protect my sighting of Elvis?" What the hell does that even mean, what are you asking?
2006-07-30 19:35:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd recomend trying to figure out exactly what you want to say, and then try to say it in a way that people will understand. And finally realize that Elvis is dead.
2006-07-30 19:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by Infidelus_Prime 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the National Enquierr
2006-07-30 20:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by minime 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that wrapping your head i aluminum foil can help keep the aliens from erasing your memory. Aside from that, all I can recommend is hiding in a bomb shelter for the rest of your life.
2006-07-30 19:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by Privratnik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You saw Elvis ? When ? Where ?
Was he eating a jelly donut ?
2006-07-30 19:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by no nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How?..remember that Elvis is dead...if you see him,RUN...!
2006-07-30 19:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by ANNETTE H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick, come with me, everything's going to be alright. Just keep low...
2006-07-30 19:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Buddy Holley can help you.
2006-07-30 20:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by bossjunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋