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2006-07-30 12:11:02 · 12 answers · asked by tausif h 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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It's the only legal way to kill yourself and the annoying bastard haranguing you about your smoking.To quote Denis Leary "Sure,it takes years off your life.But it's the ones at the end!!!"

2006-07-30 12:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You tell me, I haven't figured it out yet. By the way, I don't smoke, never have except tried it once when I was 17. Never gave into all that peer pressure. I think most pple smoke at first bec of peer pressure and then they get hooked. Smoking may calm you but the calming effect is deceitful bec while you may feel calm from stress in the early stages of smoking, your lungs are having a hay day with cancer in the prolonged stages of your addiction.
Also, all you mother's who smoke around your kids, you're slowly murdering them. It should be considered a crime to have a home full of smoke with kids present who don't make that choice for themselves at such an early age.

2006-07-30 12:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by BONNIE 2 · 0 0

Well, lets see . . . It makes you stink, so you don't have to worry about all those annoying people hanging around you. It also makes your family smell bad as well, so that they're free of social dilemmas, too. It gets you out in the fresh air, and the fresh rain, and the fresh snow because you can't smoke in the building any more. It's very expensive, which keeps you from having to puzzle over what to do with any extra money. And, it causes laughter to set off coughing spells that produce spectacular flashes of light to appear behind you eye lids.

Yes sir, smoking is an absolute boon to mankind. I highly recommend it. wheeze!

2006-07-30 12:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I heard something that smoking by the elderly can hinder the development of Alzheimer's, but that was only for elderly smokers, and probably already diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Otherwise, it gives a short term high/calm and long term damage.

2006-07-30 12:20:18 · answer #4 · answered by chamely_3 4 · 0 0

well it is bad but it does have some advanteges like for instence is reduces stress...but it does make you out of breath easier and it will hurt you itll give u lung cancer

2006-07-30 12:16:10 · answer #5 · answered by uriahbish 1 · 0 0

You look cool and feel good while doing it.
Its like a bomb that every one wants to wear around their necks, that makes them feel good....the only problem is....Its a bomb.

2006-07-30 12:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is what I overheard once. "It occupies my hands and keeps me from strangling my husband".

2006-07-30 13:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Missy 3 · 0 0

A long slow, painful suicide....

2006-07-30 12:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

um nothing.

2006-07-30 12:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by PunkRockChris 2 · 0 0

i agree with him

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2006-07-30 12:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by Meg 2 · 0 0

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