the night in our guest room. Well apparently, sometime during the night, the "new boyfriend" got out of bed and went into my living room and took a dump behine my favorite chair in my living room. My husband is livid and he refuses to pick it up. I can't get the boyfriend to do it because he was gone before I found it. I called my girlfriend and she said she remembers her boyfriend being gone during the night, but she thought he was in the bathroom. She said she's not driving accross town to pick it up and told me I need to get a grip and pick up the poopy by myself. I tried to pick up the poop, but I barfed right next to it. So now there's poop and puke in my living room. My husband blames me because I wanted to have a party. What am I going to do? And who should be the one to pick up the poopy?
2006-07-30 11:00:57 · 29 answers · asked by Beverley M 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I don't want to pay a cleaning crew because I the neighors might find out about the human poopy in my living room. I tried again to pick it up but barfed again, but luckilly I made it at least to the kitchen sink..
2006-07-30 11:11:02 · update #1
Please stop telling me to pick it up because I can't. It smells really bad, I mean it!. I think he must have eaten a bean burrito or something. I just so rank nasty. I starting to cry.
2006-07-30 11:13:18 · update #2
wat
2006-07-30 11:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call ur girlfriend and get the # of her boyfriend and also tell her that u think the dude is a bad influence on her tell her that u want to talk in private tell her how u feel about how he took a dump in your living room and how that she should have been more mature on the phone the last time u talked, more mature about just picking it up, or at least been mature enough to apoligize. and if she still is being immature bout it get a lawyer but tell her before like when u r talking about how u feel. dont just back down and take it stand up for urself, she isnt being a good friend if that is how she is acting
2006-07-31 05:21:02 · answer #2 · answered by xxsoccerstar950xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see two solutions here...
1) Pick it up yourself, even if you need to put some VaporRub under your nose to mask the smell. Then get a professional carpet cleaner to come in and get rid of any stains. Pay the bill, but send them a copy and make them pay it back or face small claims.
2) Call them and tell them to get their butts over there and clean it themselves. Tell them you've already contacted an attourney to find out what compensation you are entitled to. Doesn't have to be true, but try saying it anyway... might elicite a good response... but it could backfire, in which case, go to option #1.
Good luck with the stains and odors!
And last of all, never invite them to a party again! Inconsiderate nincompoops! [ I'd call them worse, but.... don't want to be reported! ;o) ]
2006-07-30 11:14:05 · answer #3 · answered by truthseeker909 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if anything, your girlfriend should be the one to clean up the poop because it was her guest that left the present. If she refuses then you will have to do it because it is your friend. You should also not let them both in at any future parties because she is ultimately responsible for what her guest does as you are, you being the one who hosted the party. All about accountability and responsibility.
2006-07-30 11:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Almighty Malachi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bite the bullet and clean it up. They sure as hell ain't going to take responsibilty for it. I would also look into some new friends. tell her plain out she's never coming to another one of your parties. Be a bi*ch. Its your God given gender right in this situation. It shows total lack of respect.
If it helps, try thinking its just poop. It ain't gonna kill you. Take a frame of mind like that, and prepare yourself mentally. Its just the IDEA that its someones poop that makes you sick.
2006-07-30 11:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by voyager21_1999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just pick it up and get it over with. Someone has to pick it up and it damn sure won't be your husband. If I were you I would never let either one of them back in your house again. You sould really put the **** in a paper bag and save it until the next time you see that ******** and smash it in his face.
2006-07-30 11:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by steve27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahha i would hate to be in your shoes, but seriously if u dont want to pick it up, where gloves, a mask, a protective suit and call for the cleaning crew.(man dat poopy must really smell)
2006-07-30 11:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by acesilver1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you will have to pick it up unless you pay someone to do it for you. But if I were you for the next party don't let the people drink too much and don't have people stay over.
2006-07-30 11:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by car4423 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pick up the poop have your husband pick up the puke, put them both in a plastic bag, drive out to your friends house and when she invites you in pour out the contents of the bag in the middle of her floor and leave
2006-07-30 11:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call a maid service and give the bill to your friend. She should be completely embarrased her new beau made such a mess at your house. If she doesn't, then she isn't your friend.
2006-07-30 11:03:59 · answer #10 · answered by cialear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT kind of friends are you hangin out with- very lame. Have a dog come over and scarf it down. Problem solved
2006-07-30 11:07:12 · answer #11 · answered by blasted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋