If u have a smart alec comment that u would like to tell the world please post it here!!!!
2006-07-30 10:11:19 · 12 answers · asked by badhair92 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If u have a sarcastic remark u want to tell the world then post it here!!! (And yes I am aware of my spelling errors)
2006-07-30 10:21:31 · update #1
Oh, like I'm going to just perform for you. Like I'm a trained seal or something, and inspiration just jumps in my lap on command.
Wait a minute, that's more sarcastic than smart aleck.
OK, let me give it a shot.
I don't trust my government 'cuz my government don't trust me.
Nope, that's more being realistic.
One more time.
When I get behind the wheel of my car, I feel like I'm an unwilling participant in some bizarre murder-suicide pact.
That's about as close as I can come with such short notice.
2006-07-30 10:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 3⤋
The library is threatning to litigate. I would be much obliged to adjudicate in the dispute between you and the said library and prove beyond the shadow of doubt that you had no express intentions of defrauding them
2006-07-30 10:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by cvo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is for the award showz:
ok if you win an award dont nobody wanna here no hour and 20 min speech and dont bring the whole damn audience up on stage wit you all you need to do is thank God yo momma take the award and get off the damn stage.
and this is for if you go out in public:
if you go somewhere take a bath or a shower and brush yo damn teeth and if you aint brushed yo teeth please please dont talk couz you be burnin of the sides of pple faces.
this is for the movies:
dont talk on yo damn cell phone dont be talkin to yo self damnit dont talk to nobody and dont be yellin out "dont go in there girl he gon kill you"when other people thinkin will he shut the **** up.
aiiht datz all i gotta say holla
2006-07-30 10:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by mz queen bre 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. I'd be glad to help ya, but right now I gotta peal a couple of grapes.
2006-07-30 10:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's spelled "smart aleck".
There are no smart "alces" of the world. (Or even smart Alices.)
2006-07-30 10:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by Belie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess: You were attacked by intelligance a child and you are now afraid to go near it.
2006-07-30 10:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by base291 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would help your question immensely if you would learn how to spell the words you want to use.
2006-07-30 10:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course you need their help. You need them to teach you how to spell.
2006-07-30 10:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by čŖåŻęĤ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im just here to listen i have no comment u need to ask a stupid question first
2006-07-30 10:14:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use Pantene shampoo and conditioner - and you'll have good hair!
2006-07-30 10:34:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋