English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

We know he likes to drown people, kill babies, talk through burning bushes, and watch his illegitimate child die on a cross. What else does he like to do?

2006-07-30 09:27:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

Ha Ha, Thx all.
Cheers!

2006-08-02 00:11:08 · update #1

20 answers

God breeds orchids, bowls in an "old-timer's" league (avg. 165), and maintains an impressive collection of Hummel figurines. He holds an advisory position for the Franklin Mint, and was instrumental in the development of their NASCAR series of collectible plates. When the weather suits, he enjoys bass fishing, to which purpose He and his second wife maintain a small but well-appointed cabin on a lake, somewhere in Minnesota.

2006-07-30 09:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by Happy 4 · 1 3

As anyone who has ever lived in Texas knows, God is a HUGE fan of High School Football. He personally attends every game played in that state, and you can be sure that if the Huskies of Hirschi High School in Wichita Falls have beaten their opponents, it is certainly due to His will.

2006-07-30 16:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by kjdean68 2 · 0 0

God loves to help people.
This does not always mean being "Mr. Nice Guy"
For example, it includes bringing justice for the poor (Martin Luther King Jr., would be an example). To do this means confronting the bad guys, and that can get nasty.

2006-07-30 16:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by thinkingriddles 2 · 0 0

He just generally likes to make most of us suffer, great loss. He gets amusement out of watching some plead for mercy, and then turn his back. He grants wishes to some to keep the multitudes in check. Laughs at all of them.

2006-07-31 20:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Schona 6 · 0 0

He likes to laugh at people who have such idiotic ideas of what He is like.

Have you ever been to a church service or read the Bible? I would say it is way overdue for you to start reading. Do it now. You may never have another chance.

2006-08-02 02:43:24 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 0 0

Look for 14 year old girls to cruise on the Internet.

2006-07-30 16:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make people hate each other for lame reasons, and play puppets with them, thus creating WAR.

;o

Damn hobbies !
>:(

2006-07-30 16:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by Pistaccio 4 · 0 0

He loves to turn women into pillars of salt. Just adores it.

And he enjoys crocheting.

2006-07-30 16:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by pateo 2 · 0 0

God's hobbies include watching over non believers, & praying for their sick souls !

2006-07-30 16:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by yvonne p 4 · 0 0

Laughing at mortals

2006-07-30 16:37:01 · answer #10 · answered by Angel Snowden 2 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers