whats the most embarressing thing you have ever said or done???

Answer 1

Farted during sex ... wiped the sweat off of my guy when we were going at it ...

Answer 2

My husband got stationed in Italy, so we moved here after the birth of our daughter in 2004. The only Italian I knew was Bella, which means beautiful, and our daughter's name is Isabella and we call her Bella for short. Well, my husband also had been stationed here before we ever met, so he new some Italian. I started trying to learn some, and I was doing ok. But my husband and I were studying words one night and we were laughing at all the cuss words in Italian (Real mature, huh? What are we, 5??) The very next day, I was introduced to some Italians through our neighbor, and I have no idea to this day what happened, if I just had the cuss word on my mind from the day before..I don't know, but I went to say nice to meet you in Italian, and I instead said nice to Fu** you in Italian! Everyone looked at each other, I still didn't realize what I had said, and they started laughing, including my husband. Everyone knew I didn't mean to say that, so they got a big kick out of it, but I was humiliated! I never learned how to say another bad word in Italian again!

Answer 3

My daughter (when she was about 12/13) was walking through a shopping centre and 'mauling' herself along the windows until eventually getting to a shop with no window and making a grand entrance onto the floor inside the shop much to the amusement & amazement of the customers

Answer 4

I honestly have too many to list. But I was in the gym the other day and I witnessed something highly embarrassing happen to somebody else (always good)!

A woman was walking across the changing room naked after having a shower with her little boy in tow. At the top of his lungs he shouted after his mum

"Mummy..... you've got a big bum!!........... And a big willy!!!"

If that doesn't put you off having children, I don't know what will!

Answer 5

Someone kept calling my cell phone and saying hello and hanging up. I got so upset that I called them back and cursed them out. He asked for my name and I fought him verbally. Then he stated he was calling about a job interview. He would be my new boss, and he wanted to speak to me right away because my resume was great. I got the job. But now I have to look at him everyday in the eye knowing I called him a $@%! faced #&!@. How embarrassing!

Answer 6

When i was younger, i was in a supermarket cafe and choked on some salad cream, it was an afternoon and the old people had come out their closets to witness it and make it more embarrasing by asking me 100 times if i was "ok deary"

Answer 7

When I was about 11 years old I had a major crush on the boy next door. Before I went outside to talk to him, I stuffed my training bra with toilet paper. At some point during the conversation the toilet paper crept up and it was sticking out of the top of my tshirt while I was talking to him. He actually pointed it out. I wanted to die.

Answer 8

I walked into the ladies showers instead of the mens being blind as a bat I couldn't tell until the ladies started screaming on top of that I was naked

Answer 9

In high school, right in front of a packed classroom, I asked: "What day does Thanksgiving fall on this year?"....Hence the name Faux Pas. I do this stuff all the time.

Answer 10

i dove into a pool from the high diving board and lost my trunks,,,and then i got an erection and was asked to leave when i refused to put my swim suit back on, i just slowly walked around the pool with my hardon into the locker room before i put my suit back on and left. i get one every time i tell that story,,, I'll be right back.

Answer 11

I do embarrassing things many times a day...it's always funny to look back at those moments and have a good laugh.