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10pts. for whoever makes me laugh the hardest.

2006-07-30 08:27:54 · 4 answers · asked by . 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting Adolescent

here are some of mine:

i was boerd at school and got my hand stuck in my chair...then my friend infront of me started laughing at me...then everyone started laughing at me when the teacher had to get my hand out!

i told the bus driver i lost my backpack, when it was on my back the whole time...!

taking a bath when my brothers stupid friend walked in!

told my brothers friends i was a devil worshiper when they asked if thats why i painted my nails black.

in band last year we had to do playing tests... and everytime i messed up on my scales, my friend and i laughed hystarically,and i had to stay after school!

was late for a class and went around the corner and somehow fell!

i yelled FRUITCAKE when my friend told me who she liked!(but that was cause she asked what my problem was!)

i scratched my butt in 2nd grade and people started fighting over how it was a free country and i could schratch my butt if i wanted to!

2006-07-30 08:32:30 · update #1

4 answers

my friends and I decided to invent a straw/spoon/fork/knife we came up with "spork-a-wife"

"If old Mc Donald had one of those headless chickens...what sound would it make here, there, and everywhere???" - Calyn

I went back up to my locker 4 times on the 3rd floor of the school to get my jacket...and each time I forgot until the fifth time.

Once I went back up to the cash register at a fast food place to complain of there being no Mountain in my Dew.

I once got badly bruised from a pillow fight gone wild.

2006-07-30 09:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah 4 · 1 1

when i was in the 7th grade my friend (guy) went as a sluty french maid for halloween. well the alfit was 2 big and part of it was dragging on the ground. i stepped on the part that was dragging and the whole thing tore apart and he was left their with a piece of cloth around his nudeness lol

*btw it was dare for him to go as a french maid*

2006-07-31 00:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by ~!?WHAT?!~ 2 · 0 0

last night my step mom was under ther influence and we were camping and she had to pee so she wondered off and all my sisters ran after her and she was in someones camper!!! so she came out ond ran off again so we went after her and she was talking to a wall and thought it was tony ( our ranger ) and started kisssing it!!! lol so we brought her back but my older cuz broke her leg and my step mom started blaming it on my other cuz and every one was going along with and my cuz started calling her self a dirty b***h and my step mom did it to it was histarical!!! lol and it was kinda my cuz's fault but shes fine

2006-07-30 20:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not me

2006-07-30 15:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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