Can you write a sad limmerick? 10pts. for every honest attempt, even if we have to cheat to get 'em to you. I can't do it, and I'm good at this sort of nonsense.
2006-07-30 07:52:44 · 10 answers · asked by Happy 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
A tiny and sweet fragile dancer,
Was horribly disfigured by cancer,
Her leftmost leg,
Was replaced by a beg,
Now no one cares to romance her.
see?
2006-07-30 07:56:08 · update #1
"replaced by a peg", rather. Damn me.
2006-07-30 07:57:16 · update #2
Ten miles to the wife beater's grave
The wife laid his bones in a cave.
She said it was only proper
To bury this unkindly pauper
Where the Spirit couldn't see him to save.
2006-07-30 10:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by AJK 2 · 13⤊ 5⤋
A Poem about Contraception
Ten billions people live on Earth,
It is a wrong conception.
The only hope for peace and mirth
Provides the contraception.
Here are the condoms and the pills
They are so friendly nice.
Another help for Jack and Jill –
Intrauterine device.
And even better thing than that,
After a couple of kids,
Fertility for fruitful lads
Vasectomy forbids.
And you will be forever free
From risk and from distress.
And those who dare to disagree
Cause antisocial mess.
2006-07-30 08:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by www.freewebs.com/belles-lettres 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rupert he was a Pirate
but give him some rum he'd get irate
He tripped on the sale
went over the rail
and now shares the same fate as my toilet
whew! that was a tough one, that took me 20 minutes to spit that out
2006-07-30 08:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
John went for a walk in the park
To capture the elusive lark
What he saw was a deal
He decided to squeal
So now he is a dead narc
2006-07-30 09:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young man on Yahoo
Who didn't know quite what to do
He asked for some verse
but it made him feel worse
so he's still all alone feeling blue!
2006-07-30 08:25:45 · answer #5 · answered by bronx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK... I'll try...
There once was a man named Chuck,
Who one day was run over by a truck.
His wife Lucy had been mad at him when he left,
For the rest of her life she wept and wept.
She always apologized after that, you never know your luck!
Just a try! :)
2006-07-30 08:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by ~S~ is for Stephanie! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady who lived in St. Paul
wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
But someone lit a fire
and burned her attire,
front page, colored funnies, and all.
2006-07-30 08:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by dognhorsemom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pommeroy wanted to roam
and set out from his home.
He caused some strife
and lost his life
And now there's a hole in his dome.
2006-07-30 08:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Crys H. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a fat cat named pj lou,
she fell into a paintcan of blue,
her owner was about,
and she had a doubt,
that she would ever get out.
2006-07-30 09:15:16 · answer #9 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a girl named Rose,
Who'd frequently broken her toes,
She'd broken so many,
That at last she hadn't any,
And she wept "That's just how it goes..." : (
2006-07-30 07:59:10 · answer #10 · answered by livysmom27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋